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  • He didn't live up to your Backdraft fantisy? Welcome to reality sweetheart! If the sex was mediocre YOU are just as responsible as he is... at least up until the point he blows.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 10:40am
    • Not much you can do if the fire truck sex only lasts a minute and a half.

      Submitted by gingersnapxx on Dec 28, 11 at 11:03am
      • Hope there isn't a call in the next 20 minutes and go again! If at first you don't succeed in getting her off; try, try again! Don't be an underachiever! Make her toes curl, damnit!

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 11:16am
  • Guess you found the wrong firefighter!!!

    Submitted by firefyter55 on Jan 7, 12 at 1:36am
  • for flare ups of irritation try vagisil

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 28, 11 at 4:46pm
  • lmao

    Submitted by ashleynnicole27 on Jan 1, 12 at 1:18pm
  • Ambulance sex is more fun...

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 29, 11 at 12:20am
  • Ronald McDonald of penises again?

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 28, 11 at 9:20am
  • Could the vagina flames be referring to a painful STI?

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 29, 11 at 8:56am