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  • 63 55
    Submitted by AngrySailor on Sep 14, 13 at 8:30pm

    Never trust a coke fiend...

  • 50 52
    Submitted by crockpot on Sep 15, 13 at 4:28pm

    All I could think about as I read this was Kelso yelling "BUUURN!"

  • 50 57
    Submitted by nicinthetrees on Sep 14, 13 at 11:08pm

    Why the fuck would you go home?

  • 54 69
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 14, 13 at 2:11pm

    I feel sorry for 1-314. I appreciate being so embarrassed you feel you have to leave, but if you've taken on the responsibility to get someone home safely, you don't leave them behind. Asshole.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by hyperdermic on Sep 14, 13 at 11:54pm

    Line...bump... Your nose is on my dick = I win!