3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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