OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
