yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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Breakfast of champions in Dallas Texas.
Anal...all problems solved!
"here, have some more eggs, you'll need them"
Hey, he's cooking breakfast. Who cares what the fuck he puts in it?
A drunk driver crashes into the living room of a house killing a woman.
Whose fault is it?
The woman's for not being in the kitchen.
12:08 is right.
hahahaha! all you bitches pulling the "what an asshole" card can shove it.
Wrap it up and this 40$ she is gonna spend for plan b could be prevented.
And a nice piss in her ass
Women's rights is a joke. You fuckers need to learn your place.
Why can't these people take a joke!?! Like Carlos once said... If you can take a dick you should be able to take a joke!!!
Maybe you should have used a condom, derelict
Men pull out. Women swallow. That's equal share of the responsibility that is birth control
What does women swallowing have to do with birth control? Nothing, so that was stupid and not funny.
like a condom always works? haha.
beats giving her a hanger as a thank-you present...
The douchebag who didn't wrap it is gonna be paying for it..and putting it in the omelette. Really stupid idea.
I agree with 1:21 That's not something to joke about
I agree with 5:58. This was funny!!
12:08 you are a piece of shit.
8:14(2) you, sir, are a dick.
Please stop using this website to proselytize/moralize. It is annoying, this website honors and celebrates depraved living. Spend your time doing other things, like reading the bible or feeding the homeless.
To entry 1:39 shut the fuck up. Get ur p.HD in gynocology then preach your bullshit.
If you both decide not to use protection or if something happen to the condom, it's still the woman's right to carry the child and no man has the right to slip a plan b in. Though this was clearly a joke.
The condom may have broken retard. It happened to my girl and I
Wait...what if she has an anaphylactic reaction to Plan B?
Do you know for a fact that she has no med allergies?
Giving a person meds without their knowledge is illegal, nimrod.
Not only is this really irresponsible, it's dangerous as hell.
Atta boy Thats using your head
Eggs for your eggs?
And that's how a real man takes care of shit. No baby mama drama.
If the condom broke then I'm sure the girl would be more than willing to take plan b. Why do you have to be a dick and put it in an omelette?
8:39 you're right, but why should the woman have to use plan b, when it can all be avoided with you just using a condom?
sounds like a roofie night
5:58 can lick my jock!
I'm a woman. with no rights. this is hilarious. no one even likes babies. better a pill in an omelet than a newborn in the trash :)
No one likes babies? What the hell? I personally think they are adorable.
Mmm breakfast of champions!
4 real u don't know what Plan B is??
If your a female having sex all the time maybe it's a good idea to go on the pill..and yeah I agree that both men and women should carry condoms
like others have said..it was a fucking joke. move on. no need to stress over a text message that has nothing to do with you.
and as a response to 8:50 waaaaaaay up there
Women swallowing is a form of birth control...and it is funny
Gee, I'm sure she'd get suspicious of your absence while you drive around town trying to find a pharmacy that stocks plan b because so many pharmacists who didn't think their job through and obviously didn't study medicine won't carry it.
Not everything is solved with a condom. They break, dumbasses.
contraception is equally the responsibility of the woman, so spare me the bullshit.
EVERYONE CALM DOWN this is funny and most likely a joke.
Omg it's a clever text, laugh and move on. If you're so interested in womens rights, get politically active and defeat the psychos trying to ban abortion
Gotta love how people take a site that is meant for entertainment purposes and turn it into political and scientific discussion. It's suppossed to be FUNNY, get over it.
By the way, love this text haha.
1:39, seriously?? Calm down. I'm a girl and I think this funny. It's a joke. Lighten up!
What the hell is 5:58 doing on this site if they don't approve what is on here!!! What an idiot!!
I take plan B more then I take Advil
Jesus Christ, just chill the fuck out. It was funny now stfu.
it would be cheaper to "accidently" push her down some stairs...duh
Bareback feels better. I don't understand. Have you never had sex without a condom?
Men can buy Plan B 8:34 hence him putting it in the omlette. Way to be responsible OP I like you!
Best omelette EVAAR!
wow 4:51 you obviously don't know about pharmacy. It is a pharmacist's right to refuse to sell Plan B. They can refer you to someone that will, but they do not have to be the one to sell it. And yes, they do study medicine and they do think their job through. You're the one that is uninformed.