yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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Breakfast of champions in Dallas Texas.
Anal...all problems solved!
"here, have some more eggs, you'll need them"
A drunk driver crashes into the living room of a house killing a woman.
Whose fault is it?
The woman's for not being in the kitchen.
12:08 is right.
Hey, he's cooking breakfast. Who cares what the fuck he puts in it?
hahahaha! all you bitches pulling the "what an asshole" card can shove it.
Wrap it up and this 40$ she is gonna spend for plan b could be prevented.
And a nice piss in her ass
Women's rights is a joke. You fuckers need to learn your place.
Maybe you should have used a condom, derelict
Why can't these people take a joke!?! Like Carlos once said... If you can take a dick you should be able to take a joke!!!
Men pull out. Women swallow. That's equal share of the responsibility that is birth control
What does women swallowing have to do with birth control? Nothing, so that was stupid and not funny.
beats giving her a hanger as a thank-you present...
like a condom always works? haha.
I agree with 1:21 That's not something to joke about
The douchebag who didn't wrap it is gonna be paying for it..and putting it in the omelette. Really stupid idea.
And that's how a real man takes care of shit. No baby mama drama.
Please stop using this website to proselytize/moralize. It is annoying, this website honors and celebrates depraved living. Spend your time doing other things, like reading the bible or feeding the homeless.
Atta boy Thats using your head
If you both decide not to use protection or if something happen to the condom, it's still the woman's right to carry the child and no man has the right to slip a plan b in. Though this was clearly a joke.
I agree with 5:58. This was funny!!
8:14(2) you, sir, are a dick.
To entry 1:39 shut the fuck up. Get ur p.HD in gynocology then preach your bullshit.
The condom may have broken retard. It happened to my girl and I
5:58 can lick my jock!
12:08 you are a piece of shit.
8:39 you're right, but why should the woman have to use plan b, when it can all be avoided with you just using a condom?
Eggs for your eggs?
Wait...what if she has an anaphylactic reaction to Plan B?
Do you know for a fact that she has no med allergies?
Giving a person meds without their knowledge is illegal, nimrod.
Not only is this really irresponsible, it's dangerous as hell.
I'm a woman. with no rights. this is hilarious. no one even likes babies. better a pill in an omelet than a newborn in the trash :)
No one likes babies? What the hell? I personally think they are adorable.
Mmm breakfast of champions!
If the condom broke then I'm sure the girl would be more than willing to take plan b. Why do you have to be a dick and put it in an omelette?
and as a response to 8:50 waaaaaaay up there
Women swallowing is a form of birth control...and it is funny
sounds like a roofie night
If your a female having sex all the time maybe it's a good idea to go on the pill..and yeah I agree that both men and women should carry condoms
4 real u don't know what Plan B is??
Omg it's a clever text, laugh and move on. If you're so interested in womens rights, get politically active and defeat the psychos trying to ban abortion
Not everything is solved with a condom. They break, dumbasses.
like others have said..it was a fucking joke. move on. no need to stress over a text message that has nothing to do with you.
EVERYONE CALM DOWN this is funny and most likely a joke.
Gee, I'm sure she'd get suspicious of your absence while you drive around town trying to find a pharmacy that stocks plan b because so many pharmacists who didn't think their job through and obviously didn't study medicine won't carry it.
contraception is equally the responsibility of the woman, so spare me the bullshit.
Gotta love how people take a site that is meant for entertainment purposes and turn it into political and scientific discussion. It's suppossed to be FUNNY, get over it.
By the way, love this text haha.
1:39, seriously?? Calm down. I'm a girl and I think this funny. It's a joke. Lighten up!
What the hell is 5:58 doing on this site if they don't approve what is on here!!! What an idiot!!
Bareback feels better. I don't understand. Have you never had sex without a condom?
I take plan B more then I take Advil
it would be cheaper to "accidently" push her down some stairs...duh
Men can buy Plan B 8:34 hence him putting it in the omlette. Way to be responsible OP I like you!
Jesus Christ, just chill the fuck out. It was funny now stfu.
Best omelette EVAAR!
wow 4:51 you obviously don't know about pharmacy. It is a pharmacist's right to refuse to sell Plan B. They can refer you to someone that will, but they do not have to be the one to sell it. And yes, they do study medicine and they do think their job through. You're the one that is uninformed.