Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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