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  • 27 6
    Submitted by 410steelers on Jan 13, 10 at 10:54pm
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    He's begging you for a BJ but worried about getting ill? Sounds like a real considerate guy...

  • 27 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:47pm
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    Ha what a douchebag...it's the kissing disease, not the dicksucking disease

  • 27 12
    Submitted by artnerd on Jan 13, 10 at 7:07pm
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    Beggars can't be choosers.

  • 13 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:24am
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    Who cares about the technicality of it all. The text is funny

  • 23 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:25pm
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    Bite his fucking dick off so he won't ask for another blowjob. Oh, and give him mono to keep his mind off the whole missing dick situation.

  • 12 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:45am
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    NASSAU COUNTY REPRESENTTTT <3

  • 12 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:26pm
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    Nice use of epidemiology. the " kissing disease" not the felatio disease.

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:50am
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    Not that funny, clearly the guy who wants the blow job is semi-intelligent because you can transmit mono through any orifice in the body via the sick person's saliva.

  • 10 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:13am
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    8:25 if my dick was bitten off that would be my top priority...not mono

  • 9 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:13am
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    What does being a nurse have to do with it? Every idiot knows what mono is and how it's spread. If you don't, you should go back to 8th grade and take health again.

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:53pm
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    someone once said it was the "dick sucking disease", but that's not possible unless he sucks it after you do!

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:32pm
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    10:19 It's FELLATIO idiot.

  • 10 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:58pm
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    Worth it

  • 8 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:02am
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    Through the exchange of bodily fluids

  • 8 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:29am
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    1:24 it's really not that funny

  • 9 9
    Submitted by fisher on Jan 14, 10 at 10:11am
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    I have mono right now and need a BJ bad, take a risk

  • 7 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:49am
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    WTF?

  • 8 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:08pm
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    Yay 516 represent!

  • 7 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:13pm
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    8:25 FUCK YOU

  • 8 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:31pm
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    Fail dude

  • 7 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:11am
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    Nassau county wwwuuuuuuddddduuupppp ssssooonnnn <3

  • 7 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:48am
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    esssexxx county reeepppp (973) .. and i have mono right now and it sucks but u can still give a bj

  • 7 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:30am
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    You can give me a BJ whenever you want to, I'm desperate.

  • 7 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:19pm
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    Self palatio

  • 7 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:29pm
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    eighth

  • 17 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:09pm
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    If you have mono, stay away from him and everyone else. He wants a bj...promise him one every day fir 2wks--once you're well

    • 4 4
      Submitted by blues44 on Jan 15, 10 at 10:22am
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      WTF? Are you a nurse?

  • 7 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:28am
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    puta

  • 6 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:51pm
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    973 hoe

  • 6 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:27am
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    .......puta...

  • 7 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:04pm
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    First

  • 8 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:52pm
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    Nasty whore, why do you put your mouth on everything?

  • 5 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:26pm
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    What's mono?

  • 4 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:06pm
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    wow retards

  • 9 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:04pm
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    First bitches?

  • 3 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:49pm
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    725: really? Mono is like a rreeaaally bad flu like illness in your blood, you get a wicked sore throat, and you litterally can't move for like 2 weeks.

  • 6 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:24pm
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    Wats mono?!