He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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He's begging you for a BJ but worried about getting ill? Sounds like a real considerate guy...
What does being a nurse have to do with it? Every idiot knows what mono is and how it's spread. If you don't, you should go back to 8th grade and take health again.
Not that funny, clearly the guy who wants the blow job is semi-intelligent because you can transmit mono through any orifice in the body via the sick person's saliva.
Ha what a douchebag...it's the kissing disease, not the dicksucking disease
Beggars can't be choosers.
10:19 It's FELLATIO idiot.
8:25 FUCK YOU
who doesnt their own dick after a bj? i mean, come on.
someone once said it was the "dick sucking disease", but that's not possible unless he sucks it after you do!
Who cares about the technicality of it all. The text is funny
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1:24 it's really not that funny
You can give me a BJ whenever you want to, I'm desperate.
esssexxx county reeepppp (973) .. and i have mono right now and it sucks but u can still give a bj
8:25 if my dick was bitten off that would be my top priority...not mono
Mono is like a rreeaaally bad flu like illness in your blood, you get a wicked sore throat, and you litterally can't move for like 2 weeks.
Nice use of epidemiology. the " kissing disease" not the felatio disease.
Nasty whore, why do you put your mouth on everything?
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Bite his fucking dick off so he won't ask for another blowjob. Oh, and give him mono to keep his mind off the whole missing dick situation.
Through the exchange of bodily fluids
If you have mono, stay away from him and everyone else. He wants a bj...promise him one every day fir 2wks--once you're well
WTF? Are you a nurse?
I have mono right now and need a BJ bad, take a risk
Haha! That was funny, literally lol'd.