he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Randomize
