its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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Dump that psycho bitch. She'll be convinced you're cheating on her for the rest of your fucking life. Dump her. Trust me.
I rubbed up against a breakfast table once. It was great.
I had sex on and around your breakfast table
I wanna rub up on you
11:51 how do you know the roommate is also a girlfriend or boyfriend?
my roommate fucked a guy on our couch the first night we moved in to our apartment, and then he snorted roxys and lit our beer pong balls on fire
im so much better without you