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  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:36pm

    I rubbed up against a breakfast table once. It was great.

  • 77 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:51pm

    Dump that psycho bitch. She'll be convinced you're cheating on her for the rest of your fucking life. Dump her. Trust me.

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:23am

    11:51 how do you know the roommate is also a girlfriend or boyfriend? my roommate fucked a guy on our couch the first night we moved in to our apartment, and then he snorted roxys and lit our beer pong balls on fire

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:38pm

    10:36 I wanna rub up on you

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:36pm

    I had sex on and around your breakfast table

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:25pm

    im so much better without you