Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
