Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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