if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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