MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.