After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
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You gotta be a huge fucking dumbass to think that only guys who are circ'd get action and that girls universally prefer 'em snipped. I'm uncirc'd and so is my brother. It has never kept either of us from getting action.
the people that are calling girls whores are the same person. It sounds like a 12 year old loser ass dude. He does it on every post because he wants people to think people agree with him because obviously nobody is stupid enough too
What is wrong with a girl giving a good old BJ? Trust me...I love getting oral in return.
hahaha suck my dick you non dick sucking cunts. grow up already, its america, its 2009, we have a black president, you should be sucking dick, its good for the economy
lets keepin mind not all uncut guys have sawdust under there, haha that guy just needed to take a shower first
my boyfriend is uncut and I lovvvveee it. and if your vag smells there is something wrong with him or you. it should not smell. being uncut is not gross at all.
wait wait wait.......girls don't have penises?????I'm confused
2:49-That was my original question at 1:37 which has yet to be answered. I vote retard.
If my sons hate being intact, they can get circumcised. I'd even throw them a party afterwards if that's what they wanted. But if a circ'ed guy HATES being circ'ed (yes, they ARE out there) there's NOTHING than can be done. You're left with a scarred, dried, keritanized, not fully functioning penis/
Why is it only AMERICANS have a n issue with the foreskin, but we're the ones most behind the times?
I'm uncut, and my head gets dry easily because of the gunk under the foreskin. And yeh, it is pretty nasty if you let it go. I wish they made something for it, like a mandouche... a dudeche, if you will.
It's crazy nasty that he has sawdust down there. Maybe you mistook it for something else? But uncut guys have to clean down there more than reg guys. And honestly I like uncut better because it's more to play around with. They look about the same hard, just more skin. Girls aren't sluts if they go down. Uncut actually gives ore pleasure too because the head's more sensitive.
3:00 #1 - how about every other penis they meet? or every 3rd? i'm trying to figure out what the penis limit is cause i really love giving head.
Actually yes, if you have foreskin it is much more cleaning that is needed...ask any doctor!
2nd, If your not going down on your husband I bet you he's cheating on you. Every man loves a good Blowjob once in a while!
Dick is dick-- and you won't even notice the foreskin if its INSIDE you o.O
2:06, I go down on your husband & he loves it
your originality is as lame and limp as you, jungle dick.
Cleaning it is a pain in the ass, but it's gotta be done. For the upkeep that we expect of women, it's the least men can do to keep their junk fresh.
Seriously, you people are so fucking ignorant it's painful. On one side we have girls calling girls whores for giving head. Are you fucking kidding me? Please just kill yourselves, fucking prude ass christians twats. And the other side is all these ignorant people who are disgusted by foreskin. You all need to get your uneducated, uptight heads out of your shitty little asses.
foreskin is wonderful. it's like a doberman, let it keep its ears!
sawdust, though.. whaat??
how hard is it to tell you're a stupid bitch?
Giving head = poor and alone? Those are some pretty hilariously fucked up world views you've got there 2:06. I know I'm not poor and alone ;)
ok im confused about all the "circumsised penises are dry".. doesnt that just mean that uncircumsised penises are wet.. and why are they wet? cuz they have so much gunk stuck under the skin.. disgusting
It is also a fact that dudes that are uncirc'd feel more pleasure than dudes that are.
I don't care if you like it cut or normal, I just think it is wrong to do to babies. I mean you don't even start having sex till your like 14, so i think its fucked up they do it to kids. As for adults, it should be each and every man's choice as to what his dick is like, and any other body mods for that matter of fact.
The girl who posted this is a whore, why were you going down on him anyway. That is what you get slut.
ew, fucking sock head with fumunda cheese.
scrub that shit, pig
I personally love the feeling of my husbands cock hitting the back of my throat ...I guess that makes me DIRTTYYY...
Nah, but they'll snip adults, too. There's a bigger risk of infection though.
Why do I get the feeling you either A) don't have a penis, B) are circumcised or C) have never thoroughly cleaned under your foreskin? Unless you're constantly cleaning it throughout the day, smegma will inevitably get stuck under the ridge at the base of the head. That shit is dry and sticky, and it's frustrating trying to get all of it off. So don't run your mouth on shit you obviously know nothing about, you dumbfuck.
2:34 you are going to get cheated on in every relationship bc you are a boring prude. Also, im not a stupid insecure whore just bc i give dome. A girl can suck her bf/husband's cock only n its def. not whorish. This goes out to all you other stupid girls too...whats wrong with you? BOOORING! Just give it a try one day to your man and tell me he doesnt love it..unless you just suck at it, which you probably do
SMEGMA, FUCKING NASTY
....and if every one is worrying about cut or uncut....fuck just be happy your getting some... sex is sex.....ive had sex with an uncircumsied penis before and it feels exactly the same... just be thankful haha
i accidentally got some under my nail once.
it reeked and i almost puked it was that putrid.
2:32PM- yea they are skanks. It is not something every woman does and I don;t think any should.
Although a couple of my friends are really ugly, so they kinda have to. But other than that, no.
I just find it hilarious that people who visit THIS SITE are calling girls whores for going down
go find a fucking christian chat room or some shit, yes?
who the fuck cares if its uncut or not?
its the same damn thing.
a penis is a penis.
you are all so stupid it hurts.
The girl who posted this is a whore......
First of all, grow up. If you've never GIVEN it, you're never GETTING it, and if you're not GETTING it, you have NO idea what you're missing. I'm a girl, and just because I go down does not mean I'm a slut. It means I'm not a stupid cunt that thinks she's above everyone else.
Secondly, ew. Foreskin should no longer ever be allowed to stick around.
106 and 254...ur both sexy!
capentry in the nude. Thats how wood working was meant to be done.
ATTENTION: THIS IS A HUMOR WEBSITE!!!! YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTHES!!
wow, 224 mom, your sons will hate you for this
screw off douche.
dont make men out to be mindless robots.
My friend decided to go down on her boyfriend for the first time.
She said it smelled so bad she vommed.
She is forever scarred of uncuts.
I personally don't find an uncircumcised penis attractive at all. But then again, there are plenty of girls out there that don't mind an uncircumcised penis. So I just think it's a totally personal opinion and nobody should criticize another person for liking or disliking certain traits about their partner.
girls who give dome arent skanks. what the hell is wrong with you people
...which is not to say that she won't let him fuck. She's just not going down on him, yall.
going down on someone makes you a whore??? Man, im fucked.
You are still shallow bitch. Just in the opposite way that 2:26 is. Idiot.
Women who give head are soooo stupid and the ones who get defensive about it are stupid insecure whores.
Well, that's your own fault for hooking up with a toque! Hard hats all the way!
4:03, it would be if you're the type of parent that never discussed anatomy or sexual matters until the child is 14. not all parents are repressed puritan prudes.
i dont think its fair for girls to condemn foreskin. we arent given the choice as a baby. its not as simple as per say shaving. its a fucking operation and some of us arent keen on that. so fuck the shallow bitches who condemn foreskins. i have one, my dick is clean, my girlfriend sucks on it with no problems. no fucking problem. in saying all of us though, i would have had mine done when i was a baby but now i cant be fucked.
i'm an american woman and i don't mind uncircumcised. i've only been with 1 but it was clean and "well-kept" :)
if the guy practices good hygiene, i don't see what the issue it.
and if i ever have sons, i will not circumcise them. however, if my son later decides he would prefer to be circumcised, i would pay for the operation then.
why can't we all just get along? 2:06.....ah, I am speechless...
2:06, your husband is cheating on your with a girl who does go down.
shut your fuckhole, you cunt
3:40 and 3:50.
Oh we wash:)
Whats wrong with giving head?
If you give some you get some.
And just because a girl goes down doesn't make her slutty.
A girl is slutty if she doesn't ever get off her knees... not if she gives head to someone she cares about.
Obvi some of you suck at head and are putting down the champs.
BITCHES BE CRAZY!!!!
Yea I am with 2:06PM, I would never go down.
All the stupid whores who are bashing her- go fuck yourselves. No one will want your skank asses and when your kids reach a certain age they will want nothing to do with you. Stupid sluts.
I used to be uncirc'd. Got the surgery 6 months ago and never looked back. Best thing Iv ever done.
If you don't go down, you're not wanted - and that works both ways. Clean it up so I can beat it up.
3:49 and 3:50, At least us americans know how to brush our goddamn teeth you rotten toothed bitches.
lol and people would say EEEEEWWWWWW if you had a cut foreskin in the UK. Don't think im dirty just cos you americans cant keep your dick clean.
10:45 has huge meat curtains
It's not like it's the guy's fault if he's uncircumsized. I don't think he could give his opinion as an infant.
Haha you are all fucktards that say going down on a guy is for whores. Oral sex is AWESOME for fucks sake give your boyfriend a blow job! P.S Uncircumcised for the win!!
Ewww, uncircumsized is NASTY. Dude, if girls have to shave it, circumsize it, or I wont touch it, just keep it in your pants no one wants to see it...
And LOLOLOL 2:06, mannn, some people... what's the big deal?
i love sucking dick
^^ A lot of guys actually do bitch about that, on this site no less.
hey 2:41, I'll take it...if you're circumcised.
dirty dirty dirty...
I don't think carpentry in the nude is a good idea...It involves sharp tools and wood...
The kind of wood that gives splinters...
Someone said they'd pay for their son's circumcision? Uhm...Think that once he's the right age to decide something like that for himself, it'll be too much of a cringy thought, and telling your mother you want to cut that thing? "I hear it feels better," or "Girls like it more," mhm, just what you want to hear from your kid, isn't it?
its just skin like on the back of your fucking elbow. I'm cut whoopdy doo. I have heard horror stories about guys not being able to get the head back in the skin and then having to get emergency circumcisions. That must suck. Does it really matter all that much? and to the Brit. FUCK YOU YA LIMEY BASTARD GO SMILE IN A MIRROR
Mmmm foreskins are better. More fun. Why give a baby cosmetic surgery? Freaks.
Why is it so hard to believe that a man can have a clean foreskin?! You Americans must never wash...
2:56-It has to be girls. I don't know a single guy who thinks this. Only prude girls. Prudeness is the reason.
give me circumcised any day. uncircumcised looks scary.
I want a girl who will go down on me. Who is with me?
And uncut guys actually have ALL of their penis. That's something cut guys can't say. My ex-husband isn't cut, and it literally took less time for him to wash to wash his penis than it did his hair. Uncut guys don't have to clean MORE, cut guys don't clean as OFTEN, and I'm sorry but cut or not, if it's NOT CLEAN, I'm not going near it
Nice AD reference, first 1:41
ever notice how uncircumcised guys feel the need to freak out and defend themselves and say that circumcised guys are nasty? um, not true. i've never seen a circumcised guy with a "scarred nasty dick." I wonder how all these uncircumcised guys see so many dicks anyway?
and the only people who say "girls who give head are skanks" are just prudes themselves. giving head to random guys: skanky, but giving head to your boyfriend: totally normal
All the girls who claim to have so much knowledge about male anatomy, you're not fooling anyone. There's dozens of medical reasons that guys get cut at birth and none of you have mentioned a correct one yet. I'll expect to hear from you after you spend a min or two on google. Idiots.
who are all these people who say girls who give bjs are skanks? is it all girls or do guys think this too? and what exactly is the reason?
That's what you get for going down on Mokujin
^^ Twelve year old. See above example.
whoever's posting "girls are whores if they give dome" has to be the same person. and she should FUCK OFF! giving and receiving is amazing!
PS i <3 uncut
scrub that dick cheese out!
2:13 yeah, no one likes a girl who sucks cock...especially guys. they HATE it when a girl tries to suck their dick.
3:28--totally agree! it's so prudish to say that ALL girls who do it are whores. if it's with every guy they meet, then yeah, i'll give you that much. but like 3:28 said, what the hell is wrong with it if it's your boyfriend or husband!? i enjoy it, but even if i didn't (hypothetically), i would still get great enjoyment from the fact that he likes it and i'm doing it for him.
2:02, 2:03, 2:06, 2:10, 2:13....I go down on my husband... he loves it. I'm not a skank.... I keep my husband pleased. That's not all he loves me for, but uh, gotta keep the man happy. He could resent you for not going down on him.
they just look wayyy to weird uncut. ugh. not for me. if you can deal with that, more power to you. it's just not for me. and yes, the guy may be missing the foreskin part of his penis, 3:38. but i DON'T understand all these people on here saying cut guys aren't fully functioning. umm so far i haven't experienced any evidence of that, and there are probably lots of cut guys who beg to differ.
not sawdust... smegma
I'm an American who isn't a shallow skank. I don't care if a guy is circumcised or not, but if it's not clean i wouldn't go down on him either. But the foreskin has nothing to do with it.
If my sons having their foreskin means that shallow, slutty, skanky bitches don't want them, then it just re-enforces my decision. There's NOTHING to fear about a foreskin! Unless you're a shallow skanky bitch. Then, you're just not worth the time
Oh, god, who the hell cares? Head is head, and a penis is a penis. Just let it go.
I was thinking teenage prudes, but hey whatever.
Well, glad to know that when I go down on my HUSBAND that I've been married to for 8 years, I'm a whore. Seeing how he is the ONLY man I've gone down on, not all girls who give BJ's are whores.
Prude who don't go down, pretty sure your husbands/BF are getting head elsewhere. Also, they love to watch porn, even if they say they don't watch it.
Why do some girls make the entire gender look shallow and closed minded?
I admit I always wondered why America was considered so prudish despite how saturated the media is with sex. This site (And all the goddamn fundamentalist christians) showed me way. Lighten up people, sex is good, just be responsible about it.
And seriously, stop posting if you're balls haven't dropped yet. The adults are talking.
Eve went down on Adam, its in the bible. God got jealous and expelled them from the garden of Eden. True Story!
eww I think uncircumcised penis's are so gross, they need a lot more upkeep to keep them clean and most guys aren't willing to do that
no one likes a cocksucker, no one respects a cocksucker. The whore who posted this makes all women seem like whores. I hope guys know that all women arn't like this!!
Who let you women out of the kitchen? Stop arguing and suck my uncut cock!
And thats why I will circumcise my son.
im guessing they are a couple since they said.. WE WENT HOME.. not we went back to my place.. or we went back to his place... therefore, i dont think the girl is slutty or a skank for going down on her partner.
but wait.. saw dust!!? disgusting..
does this mean a girl who does down on a girl is also a whore?
girls who blow any and every penis they meet = skanky
girls who blow me = not skanky
You are all retards.
3:18, you're sexier.
8:11, Dipshit, how is it any more of a pain in the ass than cleaning any other part of your body? Fucktards. This place is full of them.
And 7:33 is right on.
wow she's getting called a whore for going down on what could be her bf? Yet guys can sleep around all they want and aren't given any crap about it.
I don't know which is worse: the fact that there was sawdust or the fact that he had foreskin...
I think most of the posts saying uncircumsized dicks are gross are uptight scared ignorant mid westerners who simply don't know any better. People, especially religious dumbasses, fear what they know nothing about.
when my ex and i would have sex my vag would smell for days bc he was uncut...and no it wasnt me to all you smart asses...after a couple days it would go away and then when we would have sex it would smell again...it was the grossest smell too..and he was super clean, its not like he was dirty. he knew how to clean it, it just smells in general...grossss
omg.....haha every one on here is Fucked....how is going down on a guy make you a whore? hah i find this hilarious.... if going down on even your boyfriend makes you a slut then shiiit.....haha i think the point of this text was how did he get saw dust there ..not anything else... i mean thats what i wanna know
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW mee too. Sick, clean that shit. If I had a foreskin I'd get the surgery. Fuck that.
fuck these unknown errors - I can post something stupid but I can't post something intelligent?
Bah, here's the short version. Circumcision greatly reduces the transmission of HIV. Yes, it's a fact straight from the WHO - go look it up
2:24 is probably actually a man who is pissed because every girl gags when she sees his dick
3:42 smells like tuna
Never mid this circumcised versus uncircumcised crap. HOW does one go about getting saw dust caked under ones foreskin??? I mean, that takes talent. Or a retard. I'm not entirely sure which.
Does he work naked? I've used a saw all day and never had any sawdust down there.
Yeh, you gotta clean that shit daily. And 1:35 is right.
That is just plain fuckin' nasty. Ew.
That is what you get...... shouldn't go down. Trashy girls go down.
lol uncircumcised guys try to defend them selves so much but the universal truth is girls prefer circumcised i had one boyfriend who wasnt and it was weird as hell but thank god i only saw it and never touched it
I agree smegma the cottage cheese of cocks!
America - land of the religious prudes. God Bless America?
2:31 speaks the truth. I actually prefer going down on a guy w/ no foreskin b/c its easier
Hey 2:26, WE'RE NOT ALL THAT SHALLOW! I don't CARE if a guy is circumcised. Circucmcised dicks are nasty, dried up, scarred remains of what they could be!
fuck you, douche!
men degrading women and their genitalia is rampant on this site, so shut your fucking grill and quit whining like a little bitch.
That actually is moreorless true. Our heads are more sensitive, but that also means they're easier to hurt.
3:58, it's much more likely that the doctor will eff it up than having a tight foreskin, that's a scientific fact
1:39 not true...a study has claimed it reduced it in a high incidence population and only from women to men...circumcision has NO effect on most HIV transmission. THAT is a face.
I have never gone down on my bfs and now I am happily married and I have still never gone down. Whoever posted this got what she deserved. Nasty girl, you are gonna end up poor and alone.
eww if i ever came across an uncircumcised guy i'd kick him out of my bed. and i'm a girl, not a skanky whore, and i love giving head. on CLEAN, CIRCUMSISED dicks. damn that shit's nasty
oh and moms who don't circumcise your sons, they're going to eternally hate you for not getting any
I'm cricumsized. I didn't have a choice but it wouldn't really make a differance to me. Either way is fine.
TULSA BITCHES. I hate NE Oklahoma. You are all embarrassments. fuck you.
really the whole smegma thing is nasty, and to all the women who saying sucking dick is slutty, REALLY??? like the one girl said give it to get it, and if he does it right i bet your sucking the dick 3x a week. plus how bout a little variety, i love goin down on my gf, ik it gets her off, and isnt that important too??? its just part of sex, so get over it and get down on it
thats why you shower together