Moan for me like Helen Keller
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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