I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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