he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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