Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Stolen from Angel.
Damn, you beat me to it.
your all wrong...nobody wins because in the fight the hull is breached and all the cavemen die from the vacuum of space...which results in there being no cavemen and thus no ancestors for the astronauts to be descended from and they cease to exist...tragic
Normally I'd say astronauts, but what if you gave the cavemen modern day weapons and the astronauts sticks?
They'd bang them on the ground like clubs and complain about Geico
Cavemen. Sorry, but the fighting techniques of today's military may be more advanced than caveman techniques, but come on, cavemen have the drive and instincts of an animal with all the physical capabilities of regular humans. We may still have the instincts today, but we are less in touch with them. Caveman wins.
@ nunubeest Very Nice! A for originality. I fear I am far to entertained by this post.
Astronauts. Come on, combat trained military geniuses? No contest.
That's not even fair. Unless we're talking about x-files cavemen who are given alien intelligence.
Yes, stolen from Angel, but a timeless question none the less. Depends how many astronauts are killed in the first ambush.
Astronauts. In a landslide.
Cavemen. No competition.
See, both sides approach it differently. Cavemen are out to kill, astronauts are explorers and try reason, so the first killing is an astronaut(s) after that, unless the astronauts are significantly outnumbered, after that it's game over for the cavemen, military training, deceit, reason and all.
If they were both unarmed? Cavemen for sure. Not all astronauts are combat trained military personal.
If cavemen die the astronauts won't ever be born, and cavemen are more viscous. Cavemen every time
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