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    Submitted by Anonynnous on Nov 10, 11 at 10:29am

    Stolen from Angel.

    • Submitted by ctk0419 on Nov 10, 11 at 10:52am

      Damn, you beat me to it.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 10, 11 at 5:29pm

    your all wrong...nobody wins because in the fight the hull is breached and all the cavemen die from the vacuum of space...which results in there being no cavemen and thus no ancestors for the astronauts to be descended from and they cease to exist...tragic

  • Submitted by devil_pup on Nov 11, 11 at 12:42am

    Cavemen. Sorry, but the fighting techniques of today's military may be more advanced than caveman techniques, but come on, cavemen have the drive and instincts of an animal with all the physical capabilities of regular humans. We may still have the instincts today, but we are less in touch with them. Caveman wins.

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    Submitted by Andr913 on Nov 10, 11 at 11:36am

    Normally I'd say astronauts, but what if you gave the cavemen modern day weapons and the astronauts sticks?

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      Submitted by Eventually on Nov 10, 11 at 4:57pm

      They'd bang them on the ground like clubs and complain about Geico

  • Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 10, 11 at 12:09pm

    Yes, stolen from Angel, but a timeless question none the less. Depends how many astronauts are killed in the first ambush.

  • Submitted by TotemFart on Nov 10, 11 at 11:09am

    Astronauts. In a landslide.

  • Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 10, 11 at 5:54pm

    @ nunubeest Very Nice! A for originality. I fear I am far to entertained by this post.

  • Submitted by BeccaMae on Nov 10, 11 at 11:15am

    Astronauts. Come on, combat trained military geniuses? No contest.

  • Submitted by shanie on Nov 10, 11 at 3:44pm

    That's not even fair. Unless we're talking about x-files cavemen who are given alien intelligence.

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    Submitted by tbirdy on Feb 1, 12 at 4:24pm

    Cavemen. No competition.

  • Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 10, 11 at 5:14pm

    See, both sides approach it differently. Cavemen are out to kill, astronauts are explorers and try reason, so the first killing is an astronaut(s) after that, unless the astronauts are significantly outnumbered, after that it's game over for the cavemen, military training, deceit, reason and all.

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    Submitted by xDFTx on Mar 23, 12 at 8:50pm

    If they were both unarmed? Cavemen for sure. Not all astronauts are combat trained military personal.

  • Submitted by grandmasboy on Nov 15, 11 at 8:41pm

    Astronaut cavemen vs. Retarded Vikings

  • Submitted by midwaystate on Mar 3, 12 at 4:04pm

    If cavemen die the astronauts won't ever be born, and cavemen are more viscous. Cavemen every time