8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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