its not stalking. its research.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
