Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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Its amazing how much the word "tap" in front of the word "water" can make something sound so much more gross.
What is the difference between a hooker and this slut? The hooker is upfront with her prices!
And then you're going to feel like you were fucked in every orifice by a bus. (It's even the same area code....)
Rich daddy issues
I bet her ramen tastes like good moral fiber... Which to be honest probably still tastes like crap, so who is to say who is right?
If that's not classy I don't know what is.
And his old, wrinkly balls...
Another urban legend. The reality is penis and testical size of healthy males keeps constant to old age. This is why guy that keep in shape, say sexy as they age while women and beta males just keep on loosing street value. Alpha males just keep on knocking up the hotties 'til the day they die. Many rich men at 50+ years of age knock up young girls regularly.
Gold digging is alive and well!
Yeah. Dining on cum.