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  • Its amazing how much the word "tap" in front of the word "water" can make something sound so much more gross.

    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Sep 30, 12 at 11:22am
  • What is the difference between a hooker and this slut? The hooker is upfront with her prices!

    Submitted by olderthanyou on Sep 30, 12 at 9:30am
  • I bet her ramen tastes like good moral fiber... Which to be honest probably still tastes like crap, so who is to say who is right?

    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 30, 12 at 10:20am
  • And then you're going to feel like you were fucked in every orifice by a bus. (It's even the same area code....)

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 30, 12 at 10:04am
  • Rich daddy issues

    Submitted by  on Sep 30, 12 at 9:21am
  • If that's not classy I don't know what is.

    Submitted by rockingtortilla on Sep 30, 12 at 12:33pm
  • And his old, wrinkly balls...

    Submitted by paynis on Sep 30, 12 at 7:04pm
    • Another urban legend. The reality is penis and testical size of healthy males keeps constant to old age. This is why guy that keep in shape, say sexy as they age while women and beta males just keep on loosing street value. Alpha males just keep on knocking up the hotties 'til the day they die. Many rich men at 50+ years of age knock up young girls regularly.

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 1, 12 at 1:23am
  • Gold digging is alive and well!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 1, 12 at 1:21am
  • Yeah. Dining on cum.

    Submitted by RoffMain on Dec 7, 12 at 4:19pm