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  • 93 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:26am

    He probably took out the rest of his money to buy your sorry ass a drink....

  • 78 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:13pm

    You're just mad because you're broke too, 630

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:31pm

    What's wrong with fallen in love with a nggr with a bus pass.

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:25pm

    Oh please. There was something off about the guy to begin with or she would have called anyway, before taking a closer look at the receipt. Not all poor guys get turned down because they're poor. Sometimes they just aren't good guys.

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:38am

    Hey 1131 nobody wants a nasty n I double g er anyway. Disgusting, stinky, greasy hair, stupid, talk like a fuckin moron. Eeeew jigaboos are groase

  • 84 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:06pm

    I have accounts with like 10 bucks just so I can cash checks and shit at work or get money for opening an account. Other accounts 50 k. ATM don't mean shit

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:11pm

    Cus what guy doesn't want a shallow whore who gets passed around?

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:30am

    You can actually buy Fake ATM Receipts with Ridiculous Amounts of money in the Balance.

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:19am

    good, standerds should have atleast a $18 min

  • 82 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:00pm

    I have accounts with less than $20 in them, and I feel quite confident I have more money than the OP. Could be wrong though.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:00pm

    Go to wu tang financial

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:57pm

    Yeah, because NO ONE ever has more than one account.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:52am

    Just more proof that women are golddiggers. At least whores are honest.

  • 79 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:28pm

    I'm glad I transferred the $25,000 I had from checking into savings online, before I stopped at the ATM. -The Kid with $17.89 in his checking account

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:47am

    In soviet Russia they pay you 17.89

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:32am

    Niiiiiiiiice one,Soviet Russia

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:18am

    Why even consider fucking a kid?

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:37pm

    Ever heard of a savings account? Fuckin golddigger...gotta live the girls nowadays

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:49am

    Lmaaaao soooo funny yeah u def. Made the right choice! Lol

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:55am

    Ha u stink lyk 

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:30pm

    ya you're kind of an idiot for thinking he might not have another account, I work for a bank and there is literally not one person I have dealt with that has only one account, so not only are you a gold digging whore, you're a fucking idiot to boot, good luck in life lol

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:17pm

    Tito say why so mean to your brother

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:19pm

    1:00: "You need to diversify yo bonds, N*gga!!!!" "Yo...we at war. You need to invest in some nuclear bombs and shit!" Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin' to Fuck Wit!

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:05pm

    12:28 Are you really that kid? Small World.....

  • 55 61
    Submitted by textfan7 on Jul 9, 10 at 6:33am

    It's only a joke text people quit taking it so seriously

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:42pm

    Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:23pm

    Funny, OP should have been turned down/ignored for shitty grammar!

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:11am

    Well the ones that r broke have something to prove keep him to fuck and find one with money to marry u will thank me for this advice later

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:47am

    In Soviet Russia, ATM mean Ass to Mouth!

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:26pm

    OP is a money-grubbing whore. It's true. It's true.

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:27am

    Sure, but he's going to make a 2.0 Benz out of a Datsun. Your loss, toots.