hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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