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  • 83 31
    Submitted by FuckWhatYouKnow on Jan 6, 11 at 11:58am
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    how do you get fat doing blow?\namateur.

    • 39 44
      Submitted by FuckWhatYouKnow on Jan 6, 11 at 12:00pm
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      fuck the formatting shit on this site. pressing enter shouldn't slam a "\\n" in front of shit and make me look like an idiot.

  • 86 42
    Submitted by Figuratively on Jan 6, 11 at 5:07pm
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    You're lucky that you literally woke up, I usually only manage to wake up Figuratively. On a side note, many people don't actually experience loss of appetite after doing cocaine.

  • 78 43
    Submitted by dudeimshawn on Jan 6, 11 at 11:40am
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    did those pretzels make you firsty? sorry had to

  • 65 31
    Submitted by anticone on Jan 6, 11 at 11:08pm
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    More like freshman 50

  • 61 41
    Submitted by ayooo on Jan 6, 11 at 5:35pm
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    pretzels are actually a semi healthy snack. fat free at least

  • 59 41
    Submitted by rooster92 on Jan 6, 11 at 12:01pm
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    literally, bro?

    • 52 31
      Submitted by yfz501 on Jan 6, 11 at 12:56pm
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      well it could have been figuratively

      • 30 35
        Submitted by iowawashington on Jan 6, 11 at 1:39pm
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        Where is Figuratively when you need her?

        • 49 37
          Submitted by yfz501 on Jan 6, 11 at 2:37pm
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          I try to pick up the slack some. Literally seems to be the new like...like literally.

  • 37 20
    Submitted by chittybanger on Jan 7, 11 at 1:36pm
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    Booooring!

  • 38 24
    Submitted by all_nighter on Jan 8, 11 at 3:49am
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    im sure the coke had nothing to do with your freshman 15

  • 44 43
    Submitted by anticone on Jan 6, 11 at 11:07pm
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    Way ur going it sounds

  • 39 36
    Submitted by bobkat on Jan 9, 11 at 6:37pm
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    Yeah, enough with this "literally" thing. And "legit," too. Maybe it was virtually?

  • 34 55
    Submitted by shescalledhenry on Jan 6, 11 at 11:55am
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    Freshman 15?

    • 46 38
      Submitted by dennisg34 on Jan 6, 11 at 10:44pm
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      means you gain 15 pounds your freshman year of college