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  • Elwood t shirts too! They are the worst of the worst!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:17am
  • Definitely Affliction..Hardy is more of a I'm a D-bag and I know it, where as Affliction is I'm a D-bag who benches 250 and thinks he can kick your ass because of wearing the shirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:20pm
  • this is brilliant. lol@ 6:14

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:21pm
  • i myself are not a fan of any of the above but its hard to hate on the white oakleys when t-pain is the one who really put them on the map in my opinion ... but they are still the epitome of douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:02am
  • 4:02 needs hes own section douche in denial the worst of the d-bags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:36pm
  • I expect this book out within a year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:31pm
  • 12:31 it would be hard to tell. i throw up in my mouth a little when i see either one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:38pm
  • tally ho represent!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:31am
  • 5:11....hahahahahaha. puka shells. that's a must.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Can't forget tapout. Oh your a boxer? I went to an Mma gym for a week. I'd kick your ass... Seriously tubby?

    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 18, 11 at 3:55pm
  • add cargo shorts and tapout shirts to the douche mix

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:03pm
  • 1) Ed Hardy haters are those who can't afford it. 2) popped collars is cool if its Polo not abercrombie. 3) white (oakley) sunglasses haters are, again, those that cant afford them. The only correct statement is that dudes with gelled, 'blow out' hair dos are douche bags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:55pm
    • I bet you have a blown out hair-do, you ed hardy wearing, collar poppin', white sunglasses having Douchebag

      Submitted by splendidsplenda on Aug 3, 10 at 6:25am
  • i saw a guy wearing 2 polo shirts.. one over the other (popped collar)... with white sunglasses... gelled hair like crazy... shorts & ugg boots *female ugg boots* he doesn't have to be wearing ed hardy or affliction to be a douche bag. he could just simply be a douche bag. oh, it was 80 degrees. i wonder if he had one of those fake diamond stud earrings guys wear in one of his ears.. that would have been even better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:20pm
  • i dont know any of this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:37am
  • I would buy it. lmao. make sure theres something about shutter glasses. since they need to be burned. && about arm warmers that went out in the 80s people are still wearing them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:05pm
  • to 11:38 am and 11:05 pm, this is 5:06- r we the only ppl who pay any attention?! this is already a book... idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:49pm
  • i would buy this book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:15am
  • see 1231, the thing with affliction, is not EVERYONE who wears it pays for it. We get it free at xtreme couture, because they sponsor us. Now ANYONE who pays 70 bucks for a shirt, regardless of brand, is a douche. But if you get free shit everyone ELSE pays 70 bucks for, i dont see the problem. and 327, afflictions not allowed in the UFC anymore because they run their own promotion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:51pm
  • no 1:20, they all spawn from puddles of yaeger on the floor of baja's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:38pm
  • Oh lord Ed Hardy.... the epitome of d-baggery...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:22pm
  • hahaha ohhhh ed hardy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:11am
  • are white sunglasses really that bad? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:57pm
  • D-Baggery started well before popped-collars i.e. Abercrombie. These were the Fledging days of the Douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:31am
  • hahaha, I hope someone actually does write this book, i would buy it in a heartbeat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:13pm
  • I can send you a pic of my ex-boyfriend to put in it. He is the epitome of douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:14pm
  • 3:57 yes! even for women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:52pm
  • aka a chad...youtube that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Ed Hardy is a bedazzled version of Affliction. 'Nuf said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Two words: guy liner....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:55am
  • Affliction is more of an I like the design of the shirt but because it's UFC it doesn't make me a D-bag. Definitely more D-bag than Ed Hardy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Those shirts don't have collars. I looked. Your thesis is flawed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:52am
  • actually in Florida it is the Douche El Cubano!!! very easily mistaken for the Douchebag from Jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:08am
  • Dont forget the inscencse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 10:52pm
  • Hot -hicks-Douchebags by Jay-Louis its been done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:38am
  • hahaha 502, i think you may have just blown 455s mind..... And id be willing to put all the money i WONT i spend on an ed hardy shirt saying youre right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:04pm
  • @ 10:24 No, you're not right, you're a douche. Ed hardy shirt are not cool ever, neither are popped collars, and the same goes for white sunglasses. I'm a 24 year old female and I think you're a DOUCHE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:45am
  • 8:59...woa, bored much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Fuckin awesome. I tailians

    Submitted by lovebath777 on Mar 22, 10 at 10:28pm
  • white belts, blowout hairdos, mandanas, uber cool wristbands, tang toned skin, tribal tatoos from New Zealand bought in Jerz, I want all of these as chapters please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:14pm
  • agreed! i want to burn all the white sunglasses in the world. they look fucking awful douches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:45am
  • In Tally its all the damn Cubans from Miami who think that shit is cool. Can't we just get rid of them already?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:52am
  • jersey boys and dudes from myrtle beach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:12pm
  • @4:55 - you are the epitome of douche. jeep cherokee's with a huge lift/any other pussy car with a lift is another chapter to be added. puka shells, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:11pm
  • i love it 5:02! well said. i would buy the book. sounds a little tucker max-ish to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:57am
  • i must say the fact that you think that you are "pulling off" this look is what makes you look like a douche........I bet you do Blue Steel in all your pictures so you have skinny face Silly Douche's think they are normal people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:43pm
  • 1:06 we are talking the Great American D-bag here, not Euro-trash, thats a totaly different book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:16pm
  • so, not at all 6:51. and Ed Hardy wins the douchbaggery race, for sure. They've infiltrated every city and style, whereas Affliction is really only one "type."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I have a feeling this girl was at Flippin' Tuesdays at AJ's last night too....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:48am
  • gotta remember the spray tans and the kiss face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:05am
  • if we're talking doucebags in the 850, let's not leave out the beach. where they all seem to populate. it's like a cesspool for ignorance and stupidity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:20pm
  • what about skinny jeans and neon colored, too big for your skinny body, does not look good on any guy, tank tops? or neon shoe laces for your skater shoes. *sigh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:06pm
  • you need to include pastel plaid shorts too. uugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:18am
  • Where I live, soft butch dykes rock the popped collars, which begs the question, why do so many butch girls lean so hard towards duchery???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:46pm
  • hahaha so true. please get this book published.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:01am
  • I would love to read that book the sad thing is that douche bag hipsters prolly would too... as some sort of ironic statement

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:26am
  • hahahaha this makes me proud to live in the 850. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:39am
  • 11:52 you are an IDIOT!!! FROM meaning begining at (popped collars) TO meaning ending at (Ed Hardy shirts) TFLN really needs cybernanny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:55am
  • douchebaggery is in full force in malls across the world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:38am
  • Douches Wild!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 1:35pm
  • White sunglasses are fuckin retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:27am
  • 10:48 make more sense!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:50am
  • sounds like emo kids to me... pissed off that they cant pull off the look

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Mmmhhh. Panama City area code. Love.

    Submitted by JamiTodd on Jun 10, 10 at 11:25pm
  • "1) Ed Hardy haters are those who can't afford it. 2) popped collars is cool if its Polo not abercrombie. 3) white (oakley) sunglasses haters are, again, those that cant afford them. The only correct statement is that dudes with gelled, 'blow out' hair dos are douche bags." PERFECTLY said ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:29am
  • "hot chicks with douchebags"... already a published book, get an original idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:06pm
  • 6:29 FUCK you that is all

    Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Apr 19, 10 at 12:37pm
  • Lol 6:29 they sell Ed Hardy shirts at Wal-Mart for like, $10. Any popped collar shirt is douche to the max. Llook up "The Douch Off" in youtube. I bet you fall into about all of those categories.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 1:34pm
  • yo 5:02 its 4:55 again, i hope you see this. i bet you are a fat 19 year old that isnt old enough to go to bars, cant get girls anyway, and sits online 18 hours a day on blogs trying to sound like a tough guy with your stupid ass responses to get ppl like 5:04 to think its funny. am i right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:24pm
  • There's already a book like this - "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" by Jay Louis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:05pm
  • I'd like to start a poll here. Which is more douchey: Ed Hardy or Affliction? My vote would be Affliction because of it's beginnings as an MMA-affiliated brand, which stanks of douche much more than just being a clothing brand for douches like Ed Hardy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Don't forget the trible tat. It's like they're all apart of the same douche tribe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:17am
  • Well if ur gonna do a book on douchebagery u should include the black douchebag as well w/ the tight ass skinny jeans and mohawk doing the jerk and saying they're wavy and got stain dam I. Them niggaz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:15pm
  • i would def read this book haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:55am
  • I would add a chapter on Kanye West...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:54pm
  • please publish this book, millions of douches across america are in desperate need.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:15pm
  • you better write this book now we're all counting on you. i would totally buy it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:26am
  • Ok 4:55: 1) They sell Ed Hardy shirts at Ross. Fuck off. 2) Popped collars are not fucking cool and I don't care who you are. Fuck off. 3) White oakley's are not that expensive. Fuck off. You sound like you might just be a douche yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Yay. I know they are all from South Florida. Makes me miss my days at FSU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:44pm
  • Nov. 29, 6:29: just for saying that I can already tell that you're a douche bag. Popped collars with any shirt is douche-y.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:57am