You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 70 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:36pm

    4:02 needs hes own section douche in denial the worst of the d-bags

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:29am

    "1) Ed Hardy haters are those who can't afford it. 2) popped collars is cool if its Polo not abercrombie. 3) white (oakley) sunglasses haters are, again, those that cant afford them. The only correct statement is that dudes with gelled, 'blow out' hair dos are douche bags." PERFECTLY said ...

  • 67 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:20pm

    i saw a guy wearing 2 polo shirts.. one over the other (popped collar)... with white sunglasses... gelled hair like crazy... shorts & ugg boots *female ugg boots* he doesn't have to be wearing ed hardy or affliction to be a douche bag. he could just simply be a douche bag. oh, it was 80 degrees. i wonder if he had one of those fake diamond stud earrings guys wear in one of his ears.. that would have been even better.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:20pm

    Definitely Affliction..Hardy is more of a I'm a D-bag and I know it, where as Affliction is I'm a D-bag who benches 250 and thinks he can kick your ass because of wearing the shirt

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:31am

    tally ho represent!!

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:21pm

    this is brilliant. lol@ 6:14

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 10:52pm

    Dont forget the inscencse

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:13pm

    hahaha, I hope someone actually does write this book, i would buy it in a heartbeat.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:05pm

    I would buy it. lmao. make sure theres something about shutter glasses. since they need to be burned. && about arm warmers that went out in the 80s people are still wearing them!

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:55am

    11:52 you are an IDIOT!!! FROM meaning begining at (popped collars) TO meaning ending at (Ed Hardy shirts) TFLN really needs cybernanny

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:11am

    hahaha ohhhh ed hardy

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:14pm

    I can send you a pic of my ex-boyfriend to put in it. He is the epitome of douchebag.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by lovebath777 on Mar 22, 10 at 10:28pm

    Fuckin awesome. I tailians

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:38am

    Hot -hicks-Douchebags by Jay-Louis its been done

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:17am

    Elwood t shirts too! They are the worst of the worst!

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 18, 11 at 3:55pm

    Can't forget tapout. Oh your a boxer? I went to an Mma gym for a week. I'd kick your ass... Seriously tubby?

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:02am

    i myself are not a fan of any of the above but its hard to hate on the white oakleys when t-pain is the one who really put them on the map in my opinion ... but they are still the epitome of douche

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:55pm

    1) Ed Hardy haters are those who can't afford it. 2) popped collars is cool if its Polo not abercrombie. 3) white (oakley) sunglasses haters are, again, those that cant afford them. The only correct statement is that dudes with gelled, 'blow out' hair dos are douche bags.

    • 43 58
      Submitted by splendidsplenda on Aug 3, 10 at 6:25am

      I bet you have a blown out hair-do, you ed hardy wearing, collar poppin', white sunglasses having Douchebag

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:32pm

    so, not at all 6:51. and Ed Hardy wins the douchbaggery race, for sure. They've infiltrated every city and style, whereas Affliction is really only one "type."

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:49pm

    to 11:38 am and 11:05 pm, this is 5:06- r we the only ppl who pay any attention?! this is already a book... idiots

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:14pm

    white belts, blowout hairdos, mandanas, uber cool wristbands, tang toned skin, tribal tatoos from New Zealand bought in Jerz, I want all of these as chapters please.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:37am

    i dont know any of this

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:43pm

    i must say the fact that you think that you are "pulling off" this look is what makes you look like a douche........I bet you do Blue Steel in all your pictures so you have skinny face Silly Douche's think they are normal people

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:50pm

    aka a chad...youtube that shit.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:24pm

    yo 5:02 its 4:55 again, i hope you see this. i bet you are a fat 19 year old that isnt old enough to go to bars, cant get girls anyway, and sits online 18 hours a day on blogs trying to sound like a tough guy with your stupid ass responses to get ppl like 5:04 to think its funny. am i right

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:16pm

    1:06 we are talking the Great American D-bag here, not Euro-trash, thats a totaly different book.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:52am

    Those shirts don't have collars. I looked. Your thesis is flawed.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:51pm

    see 1231, the thing with affliction, is not EVERYONE who wears it pays for it. We get it free at xtreme couture, because they sponsor us. Now ANYONE who pays 70 bucks for a shirt, regardless of brand, is a douche. But if you get free shit everyone ELSE pays 70 bucks for, i dont see the problem. and 327, afflictions not allowed in the UFC anymore because they run their own promotion.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:38pm

    12:31 it would be hard to tell. i throw up in my mouth a little when i see either one...

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:27pm

    Affliction is more of an I like the design of the shirt but because it's UFC it doesn't make me a D-bag. Definitely more D-bag than Ed Hardy.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:15am

    i would buy this book.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:20pm

    if we're talking doucebags in the 850, let's not leave out the beach. where they all seem to populate. it's like a cesspool for ignorance and stupidity.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:31am

    D-Baggery started well before popped-collars i.e. Abercrombie. These were the Fledging days of the Douche.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:52am

    In Tally its all the damn Cubans from Miami who think that shit is cool. Can't we just get rid of them already?!?!

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:45am

    agreed! i want to burn all the white sunglasses in the world. they look fucking awful douches!

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:20pm

    Ed Hardy is a bedazzled version of Affliction. 'Nuf said.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:38am

    douchebaggery is in full force in malls across the world!

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:17am

    Don't forget the trible tat. It's like they're all apart of the same douche tribe.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:48am

    I have a feeling this girl was at Flippin' Tuesdays at AJ's last night too....

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Apr 19, 10 at 12:37pm

    6:29 FUCK you that is all

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:18am

    you need to include pastel plaid shorts too. uugh

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:55am

    Two words: guy liner....

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 1:35pm

    Douches Wild!!!!!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:52pm

    3:57 yes! even for women

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:08am

    actually in Florida it is the Douche El Cubano!!! very easily mistaken for the Douchebag from Jersey

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:05pm

    There's already a book like this - "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" by Jay Louis

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:03pm

    add cargo shorts and tapout shirts to the douche mix

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:59pm

    8:59...woa, bored much?

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:31pm

    I expect this book out within a year.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:01am

    hahaha so true. please get this book published.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:18pm

    5:11....hahahahahaha. puka shells. that's a must.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:38pm

    no 1:20, they all spawn from puddles of yaeger on the floor of baja's

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 1:34pm

    Lol 6:29 they sell Ed Hardy shirts at Wal-Mart for like, $10. Any popped collar shirt is douche to the max. Llook up "The Douch Off" in youtube. I bet you fall into about all of those categories.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:57am

    i love it 5:02! well said. i would buy the book. sounds a little tucker max-ish to me!

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:11pm

    @4:55 - you are the epitome of douche. jeep cherokee's with a huge lift/any other pussy car with a lift is another chapter to be added. puka shells, too.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:57pm

    are white sunglasses really that bad? lol

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:26am

    you better write this book now we're all counting on you. i would totally buy it.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by JamiTodd on Jun 10, 10 at 11:25pm

    Mmmhhh. Panama City area code. Love.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:27am

    White sunglasses are fuckin retarded

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:51pm

    sounds like emo kids to me... pissed off that they cant pull off the look

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:55am

    i would def read this book haha

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:05am

    gotta remember the spray tans and the kiss face

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:12pm

    jersey boys and dudes from myrtle beach

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:06pm

    what about skinny jeans and neon colored, too big for your skinny body, does not look good on any guy, tank tops? or neon shoe laces for your skater shoes. *sigh

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:45am

    @ 10:24 No, you're not right, you're a douche. Ed hardy shirt are not cool ever, neither are popped collars, and the same goes for white sunglasses. I'm a 24 year old female and I think you're a DOUCHE

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:50am

    10:48 make more sense!!!

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:04pm

    hahaha 502, i think you may have just blown 455s mind..... And id be willing to put all the money i WONT i spend on an ed hardy shirt saying youre right.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:22pm

    Oh lord Ed Hardy.... the epitome of d-baggery...

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:46pm

    Where I live, soft butch dykes rock the popped collars, which begs the question, why do so many butch girls lean so hard towards duchery???

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:15pm

    please publish this book, millions of douches across america are in desperate need.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:26am

    I would love to read that book the sad thing is that douche bag hipsters prolly would too... as some sort of ironic statement

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:54pm

    I would add a chapter on Kanye West...

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:31pm

    I'd like to start a poll here. Which is more douchey: Ed Hardy or Affliction? My vote would be Affliction because of it's beginnings as an MMA-affiliated brand, which stanks of douche much more than just being a clothing brand for douches like Ed Hardy.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:57am

    Nov. 29, 6:29: just for saying that I can already tell that you're a douche bag. Popped collars with any shirt is douche-y.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:06pm

    "hot chicks with douchebags"... already a published book, get an original idea

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:39am

    hahahaha this makes me proud to live in the 850. lol.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:02pm

    Ok 4:55: 1) They sell Ed Hardy shirts at Ross. Fuck off. 2) Popped collars are not fucking cool and I don't care who you are. Fuck off. 3) White oakley's are not that expensive. Fuck off. You sound like you might just be a douche yourself.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:44pm

    Yay. I know they are all from South Florida. Makes me miss my days at FSU

  • 42 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:15pm

    Well if ur gonna do a book on douchebagery u should include the black douchebag as well w/ the tight ass skinny jeans and mohawk doing the jerk and saying they're wavy and got stain dam I. Them niggaz