Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
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Elwood t shirts too! They are the worst of the worst!
Definitely Affliction..Hardy is more of a I'm a D-bag and I know it, where as Affliction is I'm a D-bag who benches 250 and thinks he can kick your ass because of wearing the shirt
this is brilliant.
i myself are not a fan of any of the above but its hard to hate on the white oakleys when t-pain is the one who really put them on the map in my opinion ... but they are still the epitome of douche
4:02 needs hes own section douche in denial the worst of the d-bags
I expect this book out within a year.
12:31 it would be hard to tell. i throw up in my mouth a little when i see either one...
tally ho represent!!
5:11....hahahahahaha. puka shells. that's a must.
Can't forget tapout. Oh your a boxer? I went to an Mma gym for a week. I'd kick your ass... Seriously tubby?
add cargo shorts and tapout shirts to the douche mix
1) Ed Hardy haters are those who can't afford it. 2) popped collars is cool if its Polo not abercrombie. 3) white (oakley) sunglasses haters are, again, those that cant afford them. The only correct statement is that dudes with gelled, 'blow out' hair dos are douche bags.
I bet you have a blown out hair-do, you ed hardy wearing, collar poppin', white sunglasses having Douchebag
i saw a guy wearing 2 polo shirts.. one over the other (popped collar)... with white sunglasses... gelled hair like crazy... shorts & ugg boots *female ugg boots* he doesn't have to be wearing ed hardy or affliction to be a douche bag. he could just simply be a douche bag. oh, it was 80 degrees. i wonder if he had one of those fake diamond stud earrings guys wear in one of his ears.. that would have been even better.
i dont know any of this
I would buy it. lmao. make sure theres something about shutter glasses. since they need to be burned. && about arm warmers that went out in the 80s people are still wearing them!
to 11:38 am and 11:05 pm, this is 5:06- r we the only ppl who pay any attention?! this is already a book... idiots
i would buy this book.
see 1231, the thing with affliction, is not EVERYONE who wears it pays for it. We get it free at xtreme couture, because they sponsor us. Now ANYONE who pays 70 bucks for a shirt, regardless of brand, is a douche. But if you get free shit everyone ELSE pays 70 bucks for, i dont see the problem. and 327, afflictions not allowed in the UFC anymore because they run their own promotion.
no 1:20, they all spawn from puddles of yaeger on the floor of baja's
Oh lord Ed Hardy.... the epitome of d-baggery...
ohhhh ed hardy
are white sunglasses really that bad? lol
D-Baggery started well before popped-collars i.e. Abercrombie.
These were the Fledging days of the Douche.
hahaha, I hope someone actually does write this book, i would buy it in a heartbeat.
I can send you a pic of my ex-boyfriend to put in it. He is the epitome of douchebag.
3:57 yes! even for women
aka a chad...youtube that shit.
Ed Hardy is a bedazzled version of Affliction. 'Nuf said.
Two words: guy liner....
Affliction is more of an I like the design of the shirt but because it's UFC it doesn't make me a D-bag. Definitely more D-bag than Ed Hardy.
Those shirts don't have collars. I looked. Your thesis is flawed.
actually in Florida it is the Douche El Cubano!!! very easily mistaken for the Douchebag from Jersey
Dont forget the inscencse
Hot -hicks-Douchebags by Jay-Louis its been done
hahaha 502, i think you may have just blown 455s mind..... And id be willing to put all the money i WONT i spend on an ed hardy shirt saying youre right.
No, you're not right, you're a douche. Ed hardy shirt are not cool ever, neither are popped collars, and the same goes for white sunglasses.
I'm a 24 year old female and I think you're a DOUCHE
8:59...woa, bored much?
Fuckin awesome. I tailians
white belts, blowout hairdos, mandanas, uber cool wristbands, tang toned skin, tribal tatoos from New Zealand bought in Jerz, I want all of these as chapters please.
agreed! i want to burn all the white sunglasses in the world. they look fucking awful douches!
In Tally its all the damn Cubans from Miami who think that shit is cool. Can't we just get rid of them already?!?!
jersey boys and dudes from myrtle beach
@4:55 - you are the epitome of douche.
jeep cherokee's with a huge lift/any other pussy car with a lift is another chapter to be added.
puka shells, too.
i love it 5:02! well said. i would buy the book. sounds a little tucker max-ish to me!
i must say the fact that you think that you are "pulling off" this look is what makes you look like a douche........I bet you do Blue Steel in all your pictures so you have skinny face
Silly Douche's think they are normal people
1:06 we are talking the Great American D-bag here, not Euro-trash, thats a totaly different book.
so, not at all 6:51.
and Ed Hardy wins the douchbaggery race, for sure. They've infiltrated every city and style, whereas Affliction is really only one "type."
I have a feeling this girl was at Flippin' Tuesdays at AJ's last night too....
gotta remember the spray tans and the kiss face
if we're talking doucebags in the 850, let's not leave out the beach. where they all seem to populate.
it's like a cesspool for ignorance and stupidity.
what about skinny jeans and neon colored, too big for your skinny body, does not look good on any guy, tank tops? or neon shoe laces for your skater shoes.
you need to include pastel plaid shorts too.
Where I live, soft butch dykes rock the popped collars, which begs the question, why do so many butch girls lean so hard towards duchery???
hahaha so true.
please get this book published.
I would love to read that book
the sad thing is that douche bag hipsters prolly would too... as some sort of ironic statement
this makes me proud to live in the 850. lol.
11:52 you are an IDIOT!!!
FROM meaning begining at (popped collars)
TO meaning ending at (Ed Hardy shirts)
TFLN really needs cybernanny
douchebaggery is in full force in malls across the world!
White sunglasses are fuckin retarded
10:48 make more sense!!!
sounds like emo kids to me... pissed off that they cant pull off the look
Mmmhhh. Panama City area code. Love.
"1) Ed Hardy haters are those who can't afford it. 2) popped collars is cool if its Polo not abercrombie. 3) white (oakley) sunglasses haters are, again, those that cant afford them. The only correct statement is that dudes with gelled, 'blow out' hair dos are douche bags."
PERFECTLY said ...
"hot chicks with douchebags"... already a published book, get an original idea
6:29 FUCK you that is all
Lol 6:29 they sell Ed Hardy shirts at Wal-Mart for like, $10. Any popped collar shirt is douche to the max.
Llook up "The Douch Off" in youtube. I bet you fall into about all of those categories.
yo 5:02 its 4:55 again, i hope you see this. i bet you are a fat 19 year old that isnt old enough to go to bars, cant get girls anyway, and sits online 18 hours a day on blogs trying to sound like a tough guy with your stupid ass responses to get ppl like 5:04 to think its funny. am i right
There's already a book like this - "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" by Jay Louis
I'd like to start a poll here. Which is more douchey: Ed Hardy or Affliction?
My vote would be Affliction because of it's beginnings as an MMA-affiliated brand, which stanks of douche much more than just being a clothing brand for douches like Ed Hardy.
Don't forget the trible tat. It's like they're all apart of the same douche tribe.
Well if ur gonna do a book on douchebagery u should include the black douchebag as well w/ the tight ass skinny jeans and mohawk doing the jerk and saying they're wavy and got stain dam I. Them niggaz
i would def read this book haha
I would add a chapter on Kanye West...
please publish this book, millions of douches across america are in desperate need.
you better write this book now we're all counting on you. i would totally buy it.
1) They sell Ed Hardy shirts at Ross. Fuck off.
2) Popped collars are not fucking cool and I don't care who you are. Fuck off.
3) White oakley's are not that expensive. Fuck off.
You sound like you might just be a douche yourself.
Yay. I know they are all from South Florida. Makes me miss my days at FSU
Nov. 29, 6:29: just for saying that I can already tell that you're a douche bag. Popped collars with any shirt is douche-y.