Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
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Elwood t shirts too! They are the worst of the worst!
Definitely Affliction..Hardy is more of a I'm a D-bag and I know it, where as Affliction is I'm a D-bag who benches 250 and thinks he can kick your ass because of wearing the shirt
4:02 needs hes own section douche in denial the worst of the d-bags
i myself are not a fan of any of the above but its hard to hate on the white oakleys when t-pain is the one who really put them on the map in my opinion ... but they are still the epitome of douche
tally ho represent!!
this is brilliant.
I expect this book out within a year.
add cargo shorts and tapout shirts to the douche mix
ohhhh ed hardy
12:31 it would be hard to tell. i throw up in my mouth a little when i see either one...
Can't forget tapout. Oh your a boxer? I went to an Mma gym for a week. I'd kick your ass... Seriously tubby?
see 1231, the thing with affliction, is not EVERYONE who wears it pays for it. We get it free at xtreme couture, because they sponsor us. Now ANYONE who pays 70 bucks for a shirt, regardless of brand, is a douche. But if you get free shit everyone ELSE pays 70 bucks for, i dont see the problem. and 327, afflictions not allowed in the UFC anymore because they run their own promotion.
5:11....hahahahahaha. puka shells. that's a must.
1) Ed Hardy haters are those who can't afford it. 2) popped collars is cool if its Polo not abercrombie. 3) white (oakley) sunglasses haters are, again, those that cant afford them. The only correct statement is that dudes with gelled, 'blow out' hair dos are douche bags.
I bet you have a blown out hair-do, you ed hardy wearing, collar poppin', white sunglasses having Douchebag
i dont know any of this
i saw a guy wearing 2 polo shirts.. one over the other (popped collar)... with white sunglasses... gelled hair like crazy... shorts & ugg boots *female ugg boots* he doesn't have to be wearing ed hardy or affliction to be a douche bag. he could just simply be a douche bag. oh, it was 80 degrees. i wonder if he had one of those fake diamond stud earrings guys wear in one of his ears.. that would have been even better.
no 1:20, they all spawn from puddles of yaeger on the floor of baja's
i would buy this book.
Oh lord Ed Hardy.... the epitome of d-baggery...
to 11:38 am and 11:05 pm, this is 5:06- r we the only ppl who pay any attention?! this is already a book... idiots
I can send you a pic of my ex-boyfriend to put in it. He is the epitome of douchebag.
I would buy it. lmao. make sure theres something about shutter glasses. since they need to be burned. && about arm warmers that went out in the 80s people are still wearing them!
D-Baggery started well before popped-collars i.e. Abercrombie.
These were the Fledging days of the Douche.
hahaha, I hope someone actually does write this book, i would buy it in a heartbeat.
Those shirts don't have collars. I looked. Your thesis is flawed.
are white sunglasses really that bad? lol
agreed! i want to burn all the white sunglasses in the world. they look fucking awful douches!
No, you're not right, you're a douche. Ed hardy shirt are not cool ever, neither are popped collars, and the same goes for white sunglasses.
I'm a 24 year old female and I think you're a DOUCHE
3:57 yes! even for women
aka a chad...youtube that shit.
jersey boys and dudes from myrtle beach
Hot -hicks-Douchebags by Jay-Louis its been done
actually in Florida it is the Douche El Cubano!!! very easily mistaken for the Douchebag from Jersey
In Tally its all the damn Cubans from Miami who think that shit is cool. Can't we just get rid of them already?!?!
Affliction is more of an I like the design of the shirt but because it's UFC it doesn't make me a D-bag. Definitely more D-bag than Ed Hardy.
Dont forget the inscencse
Two words: guy liner....
Fuckin awesome. I tailians
8:59...woa, bored much?
1:06 we are talking the Great American D-bag here, not Euro-trash, thats a totaly different book.
Ed Hardy is a bedazzled version of Affliction. 'Nuf said.
white belts, blowout hairdos, mandanas, uber cool wristbands, tang toned skin, tribal tatoos from New Zealand bought in Jerz, I want all of these as chapters please.
so, not at all 6:51.
and Ed Hardy wins the douchbaggery race, for sure. They've infiltrated every city and style, whereas Affliction is really only one "type."
what about skinny jeans and neon colored, too big for your skinny body, does not look good on any guy, tank tops? or neon shoe laces for your skater shoes.
douchebaggery is in full force in malls across the world!
hahaha 502, i think you may have just blown 455s mind..... And id be willing to put all the money i WONT i spend on an ed hardy shirt saying youre right.
i love it 5:02! well said. i would buy the book. sounds a little tucker max-ish to me!
hahaha so true.
please get this book published.
I have a feeling this girl was at Flippin' Tuesdays at AJ's last night too....
I'd like to start a poll here. Which is more douchey: Ed Hardy or Affliction?
My vote would be Affliction because of it's beginnings as an MMA-affiliated brand, which stanks of douche much more than just being a clothing brand for douches like Ed Hardy.
this makes me proud to live in the 850. lol.
I would love to read that book
the sad thing is that douche bag hipsters prolly would too... as some sort of ironic statement
White sunglasses are fuckin retarded
you need to include pastel plaid shorts too.
gotta remember the spray tans and the kiss face
Where I live, soft butch dykes rock the popped collars, which begs the question, why do so many butch girls lean so hard towards duchery???
11:52 you are an IDIOT!!!
FROM meaning begining at (popped collars)
TO meaning ending at (Ed Hardy shirts)
TFLN really needs cybernanny
i must say the fact that you think that you are "pulling off" this look is what makes you look like a douche........I bet you do Blue Steel in all your pictures so you have skinny face
Silly Douche's think they are normal people
@4:55 - you are the epitome of douche.
jeep cherokee's with a huge lift/any other pussy car with a lift is another chapter to be added.
puka shells, too.
if we're talking doucebags in the 850, let's not leave out the beach. where they all seem to populate.
it's like a cesspool for ignorance and stupidity.
i would def read this book haha
Mmmhhh. Panama City area code. Love.
"1) Ed Hardy haters are those who can't afford it. 2) popped collars is cool if its Polo not abercrombie. 3) white (oakley) sunglasses haters are, again, those that cant afford them. The only correct statement is that dudes with gelled, 'blow out' hair dos are douche bags."
PERFECTLY said ...
10:48 make more sense!!!
yo 5:02 its 4:55 again, i hope you see this. i bet you are a fat 19 year old that isnt old enough to go to bars, cant get girls anyway, and sits online 18 hours a day on blogs trying to sound like a tough guy with your stupid ass responses to get ppl like 5:04 to think its funny. am i right
Lol 6:29 they sell Ed Hardy shirts at Wal-Mart for like, $10. Any popped collar shirt is douche to the max.
Llook up "The Douch Off" in youtube. I bet you fall into about all of those categories.
"hot chicks with douchebags"... already a published book, get an original idea
sounds like emo kids to me... pissed off that they cant pull off the look
Don't forget the trible tat. It's like they're all apart of the same douche tribe.
I would add a chapter on Kanye West...
6:29 FUCK you that is all
please publish this book, millions of douches across america are in desperate need.
Well if ur gonna do a book on douchebagery u should include the black douchebag as well w/ the tight ass skinny jeans and mohawk doing the jerk and saying they're wavy and got stain dam I. Them niggaz
There's already a book like this - "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" by Jay Louis
1) They sell Ed Hardy shirts at Ross. Fuck off.
2) Popped collars are not fucking cool and I don't care who you are. Fuck off.
3) White oakley's are not that expensive. Fuck off.
You sound like you might just be a douche yourself.
you better write this book now we're all counting on you. i would totally buy it.
Yay. I know they are all from South Florida. Makes me miss my days at FSU
Nov. 29, 6:29: just for saying that I can already tell that you're a douche bag. Popped collars with any shirt is douche-y.