Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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