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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:11pm

    Isn't everyone looking for awesome ping pong shit?

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      Submitted by tcork on Nov 1, 10 at 1:25am

      i seriously googled it after reading this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:49pm

    yeah, awesome ping pong shit! i wish i was getting stoned with your dad right now. fuck cops.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:04pm

    hahahahah! too funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:37pm

    wow 1:28 are you fucking serious? stop preaching for a second and smoke a joint. loosen up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:47am

    This may be the absolute funniest tfln I've ever read!

  • 98 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:00pm

    go back to the basement 12:46? wtF?

  • 94 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:17pm

    you should see the difference between people really hammered or really high. the high ones are usually in better condition. GO POT!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:26pm

    1:40 Weed fucking saved my life, quit pushing your personal beliefs on other people. Show me one person who has died from smoking, I dare you. How many people die from cigarettes? from alcohol? get your fucking facts strait duche

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:19pm

    1:54, i think......is it possible?...........wait, were you just PREACHING??

  • 92 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:07pm

    12:57 get a life. MJ is no worse than drinking a glass of wine.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:22pm

    ^ ^ mary jane/mara juana my favorite is matrix pingpong those asians are clever

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:37pm

    back to the text- maybe he wasn't high at all, maybe he meant to type 'shot' not shit

  • 85 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:14pm

    2:02, just to let you know, marijuana actually slows the brain down. im not preaching here, but to say it has no effect on your brain is the stupidest thing anyone has said on here, what the fuck do u think getting high is? of course if effects your brain.

  • 83 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:49pm

    God I love Tampa and all its freaks and stoners.

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:15am

    "Ask anyone who will lie to you so you'll avoid bad things and they'll tell you marijuana is bad." Its called propaganda dumbass.

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:58pm

    This thread is now #6 in the Google rankings (#1 if the query is in quotation marks). Therefore, this thread is, by definition, awesome.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:03pm

    actually, it motivates me more because doing things while high is much more fun so it makes me want to do as much stuff as i can while high. suck on that 2:55

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:02pm

    Weird, I've seen what it does to kids too. And the answer is... nothing.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:02pm

    About 135,000 results found. That's a lot of awesome.

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:20pm

    Why would you people bother to lecture about how doing drugs is bad on THIS site? Like 80% of users are druggies. You're just gonna get cussed out, not to mention sound like uptight prudes.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:58pm

    1:40 PM - loosen up old man...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:39pm

    There ain't nothin like awesome ping pong shit.

  • 71 72
    Submitted by baileerose on Dec 13, 10 at 5:51pm

    Funny(:

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:00am

    FUCK THE POLICE!!!

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:46pm

    spying on your dad? Go back into the basement

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:42pm

    4:14 - i meant to say - permanent effects. No it doesnt. and it does not kill brain cells

  • 83 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:22pm

    marijuana, not michael jackson.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:18am

    1:28, you are dumb. Binge drinking is WAY worse than smoking pot which, I believe, makes you a better, more relaxed person the more you do it. I almost died of a .36 blood alcohol level this summer, not a .36 blood CANNABIS level. Read some articles.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:02pm

    Hey Copper! (1 of 2) - I think you need to do your research! Marijuana has no negative effects on the brain and has not been proven to cause lung cancer. However Binge Drinking takes a significant effect on both liver and kidneys.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:22pm

    No, weed isn't worse than alcohol, but the retards who try to defend it and go so far as to say it's some sort of misunderstood drug that has no negative effects on your life are too blinded by their own fanaticism.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:44pm

    fucking unknown errors

  • 63 64
    Submitted by rabbitdrugs on Jun 9, 11 at 1:56pm

    Right on pops

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:48pm

    Super high me sucks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:55pm

    Dear 1:28, Please get the fuck off this site. Thank you

  • 79 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:06pm

    thats on a forrest gump level of awesome

  • 77 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:07pm

    i can't post the second part because of unknown error

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:15pm

    hilarious. smoke with him!@

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:38pm

    1:18 MJ is mary jane u dumb fuck

  • 76 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:18pm

    EVERYONE (especially 1:28)...PLEASE GO WATCH SUPER HIGH ME.

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:35am

    1:28 actually you only said it once. Are you high?

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:48am

    What are clit burgers?

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    Submitted by PierreTheLion on Mar 25, 11 at 11:38pm

    you're (problem?) dad is an awesome stoner

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:18pm

    michael jackson is no worse than drinking a glass of wine? im confused.......

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:55pm

    just because something won't kill you doesn't mean it's not harmful. smoke if you want, but don't ignore the fact that it makes you noticeably less motivated

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:15pm

    Phi Life Cypher raps about it best in the song Herbaholics. "Alcohol causes kidney damage and liver sorosis (uh?) Marijuana's been known with curing multiple Schlorosis (ok, I'm listening) My diagnosis, is that it doesn't cause psychosis Only some people suffer with a case of halitosis"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:47pm

    i agree with 1:40... i used to smoke weed and since ive stopped im doing so much better. feel better...everything :) thanks for trying!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:43am

    Oh my gosh...this is all kinds of awesome

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:10pm

    someone call the WAaaaaambulance! This is getting OOOGLAY

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:32pm

    mmm marijuana. i'm gonna smoke some now :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:45pm

    at least ur dad didnt tell u when u were twelve tht if ur gonna do cocaine, do the good stuff xD hahhah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:22pm

    hahahahahaha, this one actually made me laugh out loud. haven't had one of these on TFLN for a while..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:57pm

    hahhaha hahaha love it!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:57pm

    If you suspect a member of your family is abusing drugs, call the authorities as soon as possible.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:59pm

    I call BS .. Andrew..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:10pm

    haha only in tampa. i love it :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:31pm

    3:03... same for me. For some reason I think my mild anxiety which is solved by smoking, keeps me from being productive, so the second I smoke it, I find myself doing all kinds of stuff. I'm way more productive while high.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:22am

    1:28, get off this website....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:13pm

    fuck yeah so true 3:03. haha good shit im gonna go play golf and be "motivated"... fuckin cop

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:07pm

    Hey Fuckers suck my dick!!! I'll believe what I want.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:28pm

    Its been proven that smoking drugs is 4x worse than binge drinking. Do your research people. Just ask any of your teachers or parents and they will tell you the real deal on marijuana. i said it once and ill say it again, If you suspect a member of your family is abusing drugs, call the authorities as soon as possible.

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      Submitted by tcork on Nov 1, 10 at 1:22am

      you are a fucking dip shit. how many people are homeless due to weed? how many kill people driving? how many have died from smoking? know what your talking about before you speak

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:40pm

    I am 100% serious, I've been a police officer for 17 years and ive seen what marijuana does to kids. We need to get this stuff off our streets.

    • 75 78
      Submitted by Devil_Town on Feb 10, 10 at 3:08pm

      aren't you a little old to be on here? let-alone to be arguing with people half your age over the internets.