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I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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