I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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