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  • Please be kind and pay your respects to Michael Jackson who has passed on to the gates of heaven where he'll be greeted by hordes of jovial & tender Angels. Wait a minute...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:08am
  • OH MY GOD BEST TEXT EVER LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:03am
  • he passsed away within the past hour or so. He's gone. Little boys everywhere are safe again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:54pm
  • 6:28 he was never convicted what the fuck do you know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:23am
  • Wow this is tragic. There are so many young children who will never feel michael jackson's love inside of them. Just terrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:26pm
  • 1:00-Yeah well there's also people that don't give a fuck about these terds and don't want listen to them be praised. You people need to let it go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:14am
  • 7:01- you're hilarious hahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:27pm
  • so not funny.. and way too soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:46am
  • NOT A TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT. Moderators are fuckin lame!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:59pm
  • hahahahaha....... this is probably the funniest text of seen on here for a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:32pm
  • this is officially my fave text ever!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:50am
  • Why is it that Farrah Fawcett was a huge icon for 2 decades maybe 3... and she is no more than a footnote in the news? She was a Charlie's Angel. Every guy back then had the hots for her. Not to mention the fact that she went through hell battling cancer.... It's just wrong. Michael Jackson may have been a great entertainer, but he still paid a little boy 20 million dollars to drop the molestation charges. If that doesn't spell guilty I don't know what does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:10am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ROFLOMG YOUR SO CLEVER. oh, wait. that was fucking stupid. you're dumb, and that sucked. not that i'm a huge MJ fan or anything, but that was weak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Ehhhh, this is weak and not funny. You're dissing a legend (whether or not the child molestation allegations made against him are truet, he undeniably had one of the biggest impacts on music in all history). And Farah was a fly honey right up until she unfortunately died. Fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:53pm
  • i was trying to think of a pun like that all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:02am
  • Shit man, Ed McMahon's an afterthought to the footnote, and he was in the entertainment business longer than both of them without getting involved in criminal trials or doing porn. Farewell and rest peacefully to one half of the original bromance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:16am
  • I love how upset 1:00 is - that so made my day. Keep crying please and i'll keep smiling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:50am
  • For all you trash talking fuckers out there. Get a life. Nobody thinks you're funny. If you don't like him get over it. There are people out there that do and they don't want to listen to your bull shit. So shut your fucking mouthes, don't waste your time talking about him if you don;t like him and let it go!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:00am
  • Wow, I seriously find this one fucking hilarious and amusing!!! Wow, I'm prolly going to hell for the amount of time it took me to stop laughing at this text! Oh well, maybe Michael will do his "last" concert down there. Wow, that truly would be hell...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:03am
  • does plastic decay as fast as the human body? something to ponder....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:01pm
  • I think I just sharted cause I laughed too hard! I'll be back momentarily to continue laughing... hahahahahahahahahahaha! This is priceless!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Seriously everyone.... whatever you though of him, someone is dead...have a LITTLE respect. And to be grateful that someone is dead- what kind of people are you. I hope that I don't and never know you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:53am
  • Why are people even fighting about what time the texts are sent. "OH MY GOD, IT SAYS TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT BUT THIS ONE WAS MIDDAY, OMG!!!!!!!!" who the fuck cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:31am
  • BAHAHHAHA! Hysterical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Because it's about as old as "groped-by-the-pope" jokes. Plus, there's the whole thing about it being inappropriate to talk about what was wrong with somebody, especially if it was just a small part of their life, right after they die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:30pm
  • this text is epic. also, 7:18PM = epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:06pm
  • 7:13pm You are a sick corpse blower. And 7:18pm, you're very easily amused.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:31pm
  • He is confirmed dead within this past hour.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:28pm
  • I agree this text is by far the greatest I've seen yet, Definitely made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:44pm
  • this is fake. someone thinks theyre really cool for spending ten minutes thinking of a michael jackson joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:31am
  • mj was amazing...idc what all of you haters say. whether you believe he was a good person or not, what he did for music was ground-breaking and changed it for everyone in a wonderfully positive way. that being said...this text is fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:47pm
  • 8:41 here! The second person... area code 201?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:50pm
  • ahahahha that's hilarious. the text not what happened to michael. fuck TMZ, shit is never true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:36pm
  • Michael Jackson died......... lol. Farrah Fawcett died.......... I still want to bang her. Ed McMahon died........... I dunno who the fuck he is unfortunately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:47am
  • 6:38 - Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat over there Hahahaha lol@7:01 and 7:18...XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:38am
  • I heard they are using the plastic from his face to make a PS3 - that way little boys can still play with him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:51pm
  • He's dead. Did you know that lots of people are dead, actually? Just because he was famous doesn't make it more tragic than anyone else passing away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:29pm
  • lame joke is lame. And lemme borrow your time machine, since this was allegedly from last night. I want to travel back and cunt punch your mother to prevent your existence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:45pm
  • MJ was in the paramedic vehicle and asked to be taken to the CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:00am
  • and somewhere macaulay culkin is crying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:17pm
  • lol at mouthes, 1:00

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:20am
  • @8:41 Which 2nd person?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:00pm
  • though it's probably bad to be making jokes about his death...that's hilarious. puns ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:29pm
  • Well, sure, it's a big part of it if you ignore nearly 40 years in the music business. I mean, clearly a series of jokes spawning out of one inconclusive criminal trial from the early 90s defines a man. Tell you what, when you die, just have the priest rattle off all your traffic violations in lieu of a eulogy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:38pm
  • LMFAO. haha. hahaaaaa. that was funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:30am
  • haha 701 here, and i think 718s is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Butt munchers! WTF is your problem for making another bad MJ Joke

    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 4:47am
  • He was the biggest thing in the world at one point in time... Unfortunately, a lot of 10 year old boys have said the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Lmao @ 6:43. they're still in denial.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:45pm
  • lmao text =epic. MJ dying is not something i wanted to hear :'(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Small part of his life? lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:32pm
  • 9:51 LMAO!!! && this text is hella funny! best one in here for a while!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Farrah Fawcett was beautiful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:37pm
  • 12:31am Just because you aren't funny doesn't mean the nobody else in the world is either. And didn't you hear? People who call "FAKE" are worthless pieces of shit. Just thought you should know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:36am
  • This is fake he was just pronounced dead recently. It's not funny to mock people who have passed away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:48pm
  • And the whole world rejoices. :-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:21pm
  • 4:31 - PLEASE STOP FIGHTING WITH THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FIGHTING ABOUT - oh sorry I had my caps on - you're caring too much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:38am
  • RIP Michael Jackson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:06pm
  • omg 7:01.. i don't know whether to laugh or not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:12pm
  • 7:01 ftw <3 This is so funny. Sad, but so fucking funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:07pm
  • Hahahaha, good call 8:49

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:46pm
  • 6:43 its like people thinking Tupac and Elvis are still alive. I found this funny. Even though mj is dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:58pm
  • I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR ANYMORE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:49pm
  • that's fucked up. not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:53pm
  • serious questions can his children take the masks off? who gets the theme parks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:27am
  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHA priceless...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Yeah, it's a good joke, but it's definitely rude to actually say it out loud. Whether the allegations made against him were true or not, it doesn't make his death any less tragic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:10pm
  • ass hobos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 11 at 6:33pm
  • To all you 80s rock fans, Michael Jackson is dead, you hear me? Your hero is dead!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:43pm
  • why does this have so many votes for good night? this is a terrible, horrible night! now i'll never get to see him in concert :( i have nothing left to live for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:56pm
  • I think this one's fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:58pm
  • I thought this was Texts From LAST NIGHT, not Texts from mid day. WTF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Why does everyone on here think that they know who sent these text messages?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:03pm
  • how does the whole pediphail thing get pushed under the rug?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:28pm
  • Okay i feel bad for this but i laughed a lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Fuck MJ. Good, he's dead, so the fuck what? Now let's go back to living our lives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:12pm
  • 6:38 - Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat over there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:57pm
  • 2nd person Representin NJ, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Omigosh, that 2nd person's from my area code... sounds like something my friend would say. Hmmm....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:41pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................ HORRIBLE, but funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:53pm
  • that's how i found out that MJ died. Then I typed up a text and sent it to like all my contacts. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:34am
  • lmao that's hilarious but depressing all at the same time.....RIP MJ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:00am
  • tooo soon...lol...hes not dead yet..officially

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:18pm
  • How the fuck is it fake if he's already been pronounced dead? An hour and a half is more than enough time for people to text about it, send it in here, and for the mods to approve it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:49pm