Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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Please be kind and pay your respects to Michael Jackson who has passed on to the gates of heaven where he'll be greeted by hordes of jovial & tender Angels.
Wait a minute...
OH MY GOD BEST TEXT EVER LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
he passsed away within the past hour or so. He's gone. Little boys everywhere are safe again.
6:28 he was never convicted what the fuck do you know.
Wow this is tragic. There are so many young children who will never feel michael jackson's love inside of them. Just terrible.
1:00-Yeah well there's also people that don't give a fuck about these terds and don't want listen to them be praised. You people need to let it go.
7:01- you're hilarious hahahaa
so not funny.. and way too soon.
NOT A TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT. Moderators are fuckin lame!!!!
hahahahaha....... this is probably the funniest text of seen on here for a while.
this is officially my fave text ever!!
Why is it that Farrah Fawcett was a huge icon for 2 decades maybe 3... and she is no more than a footnote in the news? She was a Charlie's Angel. Every guy back then had the hots for her. Not to mention the fact that she went through hell battling cancer....
It's just wrong. Michael Jackson may have been a great entertainer, but he still paid a little boy 20 million dollars to drop the molestation charges. If that doesn't spell guilty I don't know what does.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ROFLOMG YOUR SO CLEVER.
oh, wait. that was fucking stupid. you're dumb, and that sucked. not that i'm a huge MJ fan or anything, but that was weak.
Ehhhh, this is weak and not funny. You're dissing a legend (whether or not the child molestation allegations made against him are truet, he undeniably had one of the biggest impacts on music in all history). And Farah was a fly honey right up until she unfortunately died. Fuck off.
i was trying to think of a pun like that all day
Shit man, Ed McMahon's an afterthought to the footnote, and he was in the entertainment business longer than both of them without getting involved in criminal trials or doing porn.
Farewell and rest peacefully to one half of the original bromance.
I love how upset 1:00 is - that so made my day. Keep crying please and i'll keep smiling.
For all you trash talking fuckers out there. Get a life. Nobody thinks you're funny. If you don't like him get over it. There are people out there that do and they don't want to listen to your bull shit. So shut your fucking mouthes, don't waste your time talking about him if you don;t like him and let it go!!!
Wow, I seriously find this one fucking hilarious and amusing!!! Wow, I'm prolly going to hell for the amount of time it took me to stop laughing at this text! Oh well, maybe Michael will do his "last" concert down there. Wow, that truly would be hell...
does plastic decay as fast as the human body? something to ponder....
I think I just sharted cause I laughed too hard! I'll be back momentarily to continue laughing... hahahahahahahahahahaha! This is priceless!
Seriously everyone.... whatever you though of him, someone is dead...have a LITTLE respect. And to be grateful that someone is dead- what kind of people are you. I hope that I don't and never know you.
Why are people even fighting about what time the texts are sent.
"OH MY GOD, IT SAYS TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT BUT THIS ONE WAS MIDDAY, OMG!!!!!!!!" who the fuck cares.
Because it's about as old as "groped-by-the-pope" jokes. Plus, there's the whole thing about it being inappropriate to talk about what was wrong with somebody, especially if it was just a small part of their life, right after they die.
this text is epic. also, 7:18PM = epic.
You are a sick corpse blower. And 7:18pm, you're very easily amused.
He is confirmed dead within this past hour.
I agree this text is by far the greatest I've seen yet, Definitely made my day.
this is fake. someone thinks theyre really cool for spending ten minutes thinking of a michael jackson joke.
mj was amazing...idc what all of you haters say. whether you believe he was a good person or not, what he did for music was ground-breaking and changed it for everyone in a wonderfully positive way.
that being said...this text is fucking hilarious.
The second person... area code 201?
ahahahha that's hilarious. the text not what happened to michael. fuck TMZ, shit is never true.
Michael Jackson died......... lol.
Farrah Fawcett died.......... I still want to bang her.
Ed McMahon died........... I dunno who the fuck he is unfortunately.
6:38 - Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat over there
lol@7:01 and 7:18...XD
I heard they are using the plastic from his face to make a PS3 - that way little boys can still play with him
He's dead. Did you know that lots of people are dead, actually? Just because he was famous doesn't make it more tragic than anyone else passing away.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
lame joke is lame.
And lemme borrow your time machine, since this was allegedly from last night.
I want to travel back and cunt punch your mother to prevent your existence.
MJ was in the paramedic vehicle and asked to be taken to the CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
and somewhere macaulay culkin is crying
lol at mouthes, 1:00
Which 2nd person?
though it's probably bad to be making jokes about his death...that's hilarious. puns ftw.
Well, sure, it's a big part of it if you ignore nearly 40 years in the music business. I mean, clearly a series of jokes spawning out of one inconclusive criminal trial from the early 90s defines a man. Tell you what, when you die, just have the priest rattle off all your traffic violations in lieu of a eulogy.
LMFAO. haha. hahaaaaa. that was funny.
haha 701 here, and i think 718s is the best
Butt munchers! WTF is your problem for making another bad MJ Joke
He was the biggest thing in the world at one point in time... Unfortunately, a lot of 10 year old boys have said the same thing.
Lmao @ 6:43. they're still in denial.
lmao text =epic.
MJ dying is not something i wanted to hear :'(
Small part of his life? lol.
this text is hella funny! best one in here for a while!
Farrah Fawcett was beautiful
Just because you aren't funny doesn't mean the nobody else in the world is either. And didn't you hear? People who call "FAKE" are worthless pieces of shit. Just thought you should know.
This is fake he was just pronounced dead recently. It's not funny to mock people who have passed away.
And the whole world rejoices. :-D
4:31 - PLEASE STOP FIGHTING WITH THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FIGHTING ABOUT - oh sorry I had my caps on - you're caring too much
RIP Michael Jackson.
omg 7:01.. i don't know whether to laugh or not
7:01 ftw <3
This is so funny. Sad, but so fucking funny.
Hahahaha, good call 8:49
its like people thinking Tupac and Elvis are still alive.
I found this funny. Even though mj is dead.
I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR ANYMORE
that's fucked up. not funny.
can his children take the masks off?
who gets the theme parks?
Yeah, it's a good joke, but it's definitely rude to actually say it out loud.
Whether the allegations made against him were true or not, it doesn't make his death any less tragic.
To all you 80s rock fans, Michael Jackson is dead, you hear me? Your hero is dead!
why does this have so many votes for good night?
this is a terrible, horrible night!
now i'll never get to see him in concert :(
i have nothing left to live for
I think this one's fake.
I thought this was Texts From LAST NIGHT, not Texts from mid day. WTF.
Why does everyone on here think that they know who sent these text messages?
how does the whole pediphail thing get pushed under the rug?
Okay i feel bad for this but i laughed a lot.
Fuck MJ. Good, he's dead, so the fuck what? Now let's go back to living our lives.
6:38 - Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat over there
2nd person Representin NJ, lol
Omigosh, that 2nd person's from my area code... sounds like something my friend would say. Hmmm....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................ HORRIBLE, but funny
that's how i found out that MJ died. Then I typed up a text and sent it to like all my contacts. :)
lmao that's hilarious but depressing all at the same time.....RIP MJ
tooo soon...lol...hes not dead yet..officially
How the fuck is it fake if he's already been pronounced dead? An hour and a half is more than enough time for people to text about it, send it in here, and for the mods to approve it.