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  • 66 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:03am

    OH MY GOD BEST TEXT EVER LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

  • 71 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:01pm

    does plastic decay as fast as the human body? something to ponder....

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:30pm

    Because it's about as old as "groped-by-the-pope" jokes. Plus, there's the whole thing about it being inappropriate to talk about what was wrong with somebody, especially if it was just a small part of their life, right after they die.

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:54pm

    he passsed away within the past hour or so. He's gone. Little boys everywhere are safe again.

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:14am

    1:00-Yeah well there's also people that don't give a fuck about these terds and don't want listen to them be praised. You people need to let it go.

  • 61 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:23am

    6:28 he was never convicted what the fuck do you know.

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:32pm

    hahahahaha....... this is probably the funniest text of seen on here for a while.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:26pm

    Wow this is tragic. There are so many young children who will never feel michael jackson's love inside of them. Just terrible.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:28pm

    He is confirmed dead within this past hour.

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:08am

    Please be kind and pay your respects to Michael Jackson who has passed on to the gates of heaven where he'll be greeted by hordes of jovial & tender Angels. Wait a minute...

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:21pm

    And the whole world rejoices. :-D

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:00pm

    @8:41 Which 2nd person?

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:53pm

    that's fucked up. not funny.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:29pm

    Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:59pm

    NOT A TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT. Moderators are fuckin lame!!!!

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:16am

    Shit man, Ed McMahon's an afterthought to the footnote, and he was in the entertainment business longer than both of them without getting involved in criminal trials or doing porn. Farewell and rest peacefully to one half of the original bromance.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:20pm

    He's dead. Did you know that lots of people are dead, actually? Just because he was famous doesn't make it more tragic than anyone else passing away.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:10am

    Why is it that Farrah Fawcett was a huge icon for 2 decades maybe 3... and she is no more than a footnote in the news? She was a Charlie's Angel. Every guy back then had the hots for her. Not to mention the fact that she went through hell battling cancer.... It's just wrong. Michael Jackson may have been a great entertainer, but he still paid a little boy 20 million dollars to drop the molestation charges. If that doesn't spell guilty I don't know what does.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:02am

    i was trying to think of a pun like that all day

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:10pm

    Yeah, it's a good joke, but it's definitely rude to actually say it out loud. Whether the allegations made against him were true or not, it doesn't make his death any less tragic.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:50pm

    8:41 here! The second person... area code 201?

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:31am

    Why are people even fighting about what time the texts are sent. "OH MY GOD, IT SAYS TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT BUT THIS ONE WAS MIDDAY, OMG!!!!!!!!" who the fuck cares.

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:47pm

    mj was amazing...idc what all of you haters say. whether you believe he was a good person or not, what he did for music was ground-breaking and changed it for everyone in a wonderfully positive way. that being said...this text is fucking hilarious.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:12pm

    Fuck MJ. Good, he's dead, so the fuck what? Now let's go back to living our lives.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:45pm

    Lmao @ 6:43. they're still in denial.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:36am

    12:31am Just because you aren't funny doesn't mean the nobody else in the world is either. And didn't you hear? People who call "FAKE" are worthless pieces of shit. Just thought you should know.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:27pm

    7:01- you're hilarious hahahaa

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:17pm

    and somewhere macaulay culkin is crying

  • 41 43
    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 4:47am

    Butt munchers! WTF is your problem for making another bad MJ Joke

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:06pm

    RIP Michael Jackson.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:48pm

    This is fake he was just pronounced dead recently. It's not funny to mock people who have passed away.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:38pm

    Well, sure, it's a big part of it if you ignore nearly 40 years in the music business. I mean, clearly a series of jokes spawning out of one inconclusive criminal trial from the early 90s defines a man. Tell you what, when you die, just have the priest rattle off all your traffic violations in lieu of a eulogy.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:15pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ROFLOMG YOUR SO CLEVER. oh, wait. that was fucking stupid. you're dumb, and that sucked. not that i'm a huge MJ fan or anything, but that was weak.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:46am

    so not funny.. and way too soon.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:36pm

    ahahahha that's hilarious. the text not what happened to michael. fuck TMZ, shit is never true.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:50am

    this is officially my fave text ever!!

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:56pm

    why does this have so many votes for good night? this is a terrible, horrible night! now i'll never get to see him in concert :( i have nothing left to live for

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:39pm

    9:51 LMAO!!! && this text is hella funny! best one in here for a while!

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:49pm

    I thought this was Texts From LAST NIGHT, not Texts from mid day. WTF.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:28pm

    haha 701 here, and i think 718s is the best

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:52pm

    BAHAHHAHA! Hysterical.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:30am

    LMFAO. haha. hahaaaaa. that was funny.

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:58pm

    6:43 its like people thinking Tupac and Elvis are still alive. I found this funny. Even though mj is dead.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:18pm

    tooo soon...lol...hes not dead yet..officially

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:31pm

    7:13pm You are a sick corpse blower. And 7:18pm, you're very easily amused.

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:57pm

    6:38 - Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat over there

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:50am

    I love how upset 1:00 is - that so made my day. Keep crying please and i'll keep smiling.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:07pm

    7:01 ftw <3 This is so funny. Sad, but so fucking funny.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:58pm

    I think this one's fake.

  • 61 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:37pm

    Farrah Fawcett was beautiful

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:06pm

    this text is epic. also, 7:18PM = epic.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:27am

    serious questions can his children take the masks off? who gets the theme parks?

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:49pm

    I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR ANYMORE

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:41pm

    Omigosh, that 2nd person's from my area code... sounds like something my friend would say. Hmmm....

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:51pm

    I heard they are using the plastic from his face to make a PS3 - that way little boys can still play with him

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:00am

    For all you trash talking fuckers out there. Get a life. Nobody thinks you're funny. If you don't like him get over it. There are people out there that do and they don't want to listen to your bull shit. So shut your fucking mouthes, don't waste your time talking about him if you don;t like him and let it go!!!

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:36pm

    2nd person Representin NJ, lol

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:44pm

    I agree this text is by far the greatest I've seen yet, Definitely made my day.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:46pm

    Hahahaha, good call 8:49

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:34am

    that's how i found out that MJ died. Then I typed up a text and sent it to like all my contacts. :)

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:00am

    lmao that's hilarious but depressing all at the same time.....RIP MJ

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:12pm

    omg 7:01.. i don't know whether to laugh or not

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:45pm

    lame joke is lame. And lemme borrow your time machine, since this was allegedly from last night. I want to travel back and cunt punch your mother to prevent your existence.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:47am

    Michael Jackson died......... lol. Farrah Fawcett died.......... I still want to bang her. Ed McMahon died........... I dunno who the fuck he is unfortunately.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:00am

    MJ was in the paramedic vehicle and asked to be taken to the CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:43pm

    To all you 80s rock fans, Michael Jackson is dead, you hear me? Your hero is dead!

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:38pm

    lmao text =epic. MJ dying is not something i wanted to hear :'(

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:20am

    lol at mouthes, 1:00

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:49pm

    How the fuck is it fake if he's already been pronounced dead? An hour and a half is more than enough time for people to text about it, send it in here, and for the mods to approve it.

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:38am

    6:38 - Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat over there Hahahaha lol@7:01 and 7:18...XD

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:32pm

    Small part of his life? lol.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:28pm

    how does the whole pediphail thing get pushed under the rug?

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:29pm

    though it's probably bad to be making jokes about his death...that's hilarious. puns ftw.

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:03pm

    Why does everyone on here think that they know who sent these text messages?

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:53am

    Seriously everyone.... whatever you though of him, someone is dead...have a LITTLE respect. And to be grateful that someone is dead- what kind of people are you. I hope that I don't and never know you.

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:53pm

    Ehhhh, this is weak and not funny. You're dissing a legend (whether or not the child molestation allegations made against him are truet, he undeniably had one of the biggest impacts on music in all history). And Farah was a fly honey right up until she unfortunately died. Fuck off.

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 11 at 6:33pm

    ass hobos

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:31am

    this is fake. someone thinks theyre really cool for spending ten minutes thinking of a michael jackson joke.

  • 21 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:03am

    Wow, I seriously find this one fucking hilarious and amusing!!! Wow, I'm prolly going to hell for the amount of time it took me to stop laughing at this text! Oh well, maybe Michael will do his "last" concert down there. Wow, that truly would be hell...

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:18pm

    He was the biggest thing in the world at one point in time... Unfortunately, a lot of 10 year old boys have said the same thing.

  • 40 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:53pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................ HORRIBLE, but funny

  • 29 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:21pm

    I think I just sharted cause I laughed too hard! I'll be back momentarily to continue laughing... hahahahahahahahahahaha! This is priceless!

  • 28 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:49pm

    Okay i feel bad for this but i laughed a lot.

  • 31 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:38am

    4:31 - PLEASE STOP FIGHTING WITH THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FIGHTING ABOUT - oh sorry I had my caps on - you're caring too much

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:33pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA priceless...