She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
You should have used a condom anyway you dumb whore.
@ 7:28... c'on.. everybody knows that STUPID NIGGGERRRRs can't type that well...
She must play mafia wars.
Uh, even if there was still a max of 5000, 2500 is a smaller number than 5000. So still fail.
I'd just like to say; Aussie sex is some fucking good sex. I just thought I'd share that little fact. I say that as a Texan.
I hope you don't actually believe that 641.....it could be a funny prank because it would hurt like a bitch. Put it on before you fuck the fb whore.
Hahaha 9:47 that's halarious
there isnt a max on facebook friends, and if there is its definitely not 500
To bad the max is 500? Are you retarded?
limit is totally 5,000
Your existence is a fucking fail.
2nd, and no its not stupid
maybe you can name one of your new sores after her
Whoo australia! So that's how I post from here... sweet!
Regardless you shoulda used a rubber anyway you dick. Never know what any girl has, regardless of their facebook popularity. Enjoy the herps.
This is funny because, I have 2500 friends on facebook but im not a slut...And the person i last had sex with, wouldnt take the time to write on here. Haha i wish there was an area code......
Tried using a condom a couple weeks ago... Guess how long it lasted till' it snapped... 7 fucking seconds! That's terrible, and it's not like the thing was expired or some shit, they're just not very durable. BUT it never hurts to try, especially if you're going to have more than 1 partner.
Sweet Jesus. I was wrong. The max used to be 5000. It was lifted in January. FFS. Calm down. Fuck.
Start two fan pages: one for those who enjoyed screwing her and the other for those who did not. Then you'll get a good idea of the probability of your dick falling off within the next year.
That doesn't mean she has sex with them all.
You're an idiot.
Max 500? Is that what ur telling urself these days...
big it up for us aussies! :D
or else it gets the hose again.
That is the best fuckin thing I have ever read lmfao
October 27, 2009 8:03AM LOL to you. The max so is not 500. Poor guy!
Oztastic. Can we have a non-fb txt from oz for the next one?
8:09 def. not true. I have about 1200. Faillll
Does she play farm ville?
Actually, you should fuck all her FB friends WITH a condom!
Since when does the amount of friends dictate whether someone is a slut?
birds of a feather flock to VAGINA
Finally! An Aussie Text!!
All aboard the FAIL boat, dude. If your wang doesn't fall off in three days, hats off to you.
You can prevent catching STDs if you coat your penis with Icy-Hot after sex.
@ 8:32.... you mean the guy from 7:39? not 7:30..and you totally missed the implied humor. Nice job, dumb ass.
more like burn her vagina
7:30. Hmm.. I'm pretty sure the only person that can not type correctly is you, my friend.
"Can't type that well".. Nice job, dumb ass.
rubbers are overated
I was first so I own your soul reguardless
fuck me fuck shit shit fuck. AUSTRALIA!
Too bad the max is 500...