She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
You should have used a condom anyway you dumb whore.
@ 7:28... c'on.. everybody knows that STUPID NIGGGERRRRs can't type that well...
She must play mafia wars.
I'd just like to say; Aussie sex is some fucking good sex. I just thought I'd share that little fact. I say that as a Texan.
I hope you don't actually believe that 641.....it could be a funny prank because it would hurt like a bitch. Put it on before you fuck the fb whore.
Uh, even if there was still a max of 5000, 2500 is a smaller number than 5000. So still fail.
To bad the max is 500? Are you retarded?
Hahaha 9:47 that's halarious
there isnt a max on facebook friends, and if there is its definitely not 500
2nd, and no its not stupid
maybe you can name one of your new sores after her
Your existence is a fucking fail.
Whoo australia! So that's how I post from here... sweet!
Regardless you shoulda used a rubber anyway you dick. Never know what any girl has, regardless of their facebook popularity. Enjoy the herps.
limit is totally 5,000
This is funny because, I have 2500 friends on facebook but im not a slut...And the person i last had sex with, wouldnt take the time to write on here. Haha i wish there was an area code......
That doesn't mean she has sex with them all.
You're an idiot.
Sweet Jesus. I was wrong. The max used to be 5000. It was lifted in January. FFS. Calm down. Fuck.
Tried using a condom a couple weeks ago... Guess how long it lasted till' it snapped... 7 fucking seconds! That's terrible, and it's not like the thing was expired or some shit, they're just not very durable. BUT it never hurts to try, especially if you're going to have more than 1 partner.
Start two fan pages: one for those who enjoyed screwing her and the other for those who did not. Then you'll get a good idea of the probability of your dick falling off within the next year.
Max 500? Is that what ur telling urself these days...
or else it gets the hose again.
big it up for us aussies! :D
Oztastic. Can we have a non-fb txt from oz for the next one?
Actually, you should fuck all her FB friends WITH a condom!
October 27, 2009 8:03AM LOL to you. The max so is not 500. Poor guy!
8:09 def. not true. I have about 1200. Faillll
That is the best fuckin thing I have ever read lmfao
Since when does the amount of friends dictate whether someone is a slut?
Finally! An Aussie Text!!
Does she play farm ville?
birds of a feather flock to VAGINA
All aboard the FAIL boat, dude. If your wang doesn't fall off in three days, hats off to you.
@ 8:32.... you mean the guy from 7:39? not 7:30..and you totally missed the implied humor. Nice job, dumb ass.
7:30. Hmm.. I'm pretty sure the only person that can not type correctly is you, my friend.
"Can't type that well".. Nice job, dumb ass.
You can prevent catching STDs if you coat your penis with Icy-Hot after sex.
rubbers are overated
I was first so I own your soul reguardless
more like burn her vagina
fuck me fuck shit shit fuck. AUSTRALIA!
Too bad the max is 500...