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  • 70 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:50am

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • 83 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:41am

    You should have used a condom anyway you dumb whore.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:13am

    not true? there isnt a max on facebook friends, and if there is its definitely not 500

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:28am

    Uh, even if there was still a max of 5000, 2500 is a smaller number than 5000. So still fail.

  • 54 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:31pm

    I hope you don't actually believe that 641.....it could be a funny prank because it would hurt like a bitch. Put it on before you fuck the fb whore.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:33am

    She must play mafia wars.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:05pm

    I'd just like to say; Aussie sex is some fucking good sex. I just thought I'd share that little fact. I say that as a Texan.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:47am

    Start two fan pages: one for those who enjoyed screwing her and the other for those who did not. Then you'll get a good idea of the probability of your dick falling off within the next year.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:38am

    Your existence is a fucking fail.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:23am

    maybe you can name one of your new sores after her

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:04am

    2nd, and no its not stupid

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:40am

    That doesn't mean she has sex with them all. You're an idiot.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:14am

    Max 500? Is that what ur telling urself these days...

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:09am

    To bad the max is 500? Are you retarded?

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:39pm

    @ 7:28... c'on.. everybody knows that STUPID NIGGGERRRRs can't type that well...

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:43am

    AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!! finally!!!! big it up for us aussies! :D

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:46pm

    Hahaha 9:47 that's halarious

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:18pm

    Tried using a condom a couple weeks ago... Guess how long it lasted till' it snapped... 7 fucking seconds! That's terrible, and it's not like the thing was expired or some shit, they're just not very durable. BUT it never hurts to try, especially if you're going to have more than 1 partner.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by ItsB on May 25, 10 at 12:46am

    8:09 def. not true. I have about 1200. Faillll

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:47am

    Oztastic. Can we have a non-fb txt from oz for the next one?

  • 33 32
    Submitted by peckingowl on Oct 17, 11 at 1:31am

    limit is totally 5,000

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:58pm

    Finally! An Aussie Text!!

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:04pm

    This is funny because, I have 2500 friends on facebook but im not a slut...And the person i last had sex with, wouldnt take the time to write on here. Haha i wish there was an area code......

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:21pm

    Does she play farm ville?

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:33am

    October 27, 2009 8:03AM LOL to you. The max so is not 500. Poor guy!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:50pm

    birds of a feather flock to VAGINA

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:32pm

    7:30. Hmm.. I'm pretty sure the only person that can not type correctly is you, my friend. "Can't type that well".. Nice job, dumb ass.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:14am

    Sweet Jesus. I was wrong. The max used to be 5000. It was lifted in January. FFS. Calm down. Fuck.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:29am

    That is the best fuckin thing I have ever read lmfao

  • 45 66
    Submitted by JinmyP on Feb 12, 10 at 2:13am

    VALID

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:52am

    Actually, you should fuck all her FB friends WITH a condom!

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:26pm

    All aboard the FAIL boat, dude. If your wang doesn't fall off in three days, hats off to you.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:53pm

    Since when does the amount of friends dictate whether someone is a slut?

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:07pm

    Regardless you shoulda used a rubber anyway you dick. Never know what any girl has, regardless of their facebook popularity. Enjoy the herps.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:41pm

    You can prevent catching STDs if you coat your penis with Icy-Hot after sex.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:16am

    @ 8:32.... you mean the guy from 7:39? not 7:30..and you totally missed the implied humor. Nice job, dumb ass.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:20am

    Whoo australia! So that's how I post from here... sweet!

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:51am

    or else it gets the hose again.

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:36pm

    rubbers are overated

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:08am

    I was first so I own your soul reguardless

  • 38 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:15am

    fuck me fuck shit shit fuck. AUSTRALIA!

  • 33 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:20pm

    more like burn her vagina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:03am

    Too bad the max is 500...