I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
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awesome for the quote,
amazing for the area code.
who doesn't know where that ho is
my friend told me he got this text message last night and then another one involving mayo. weird.
I love it. thats the best !!
I don't have a sister
this one is practically a poem.
i can think of a few friends i would love to send this to
oh god as the older sister... i dread texts like this...
raise your hand if you have heard that before!
that's pretttty funny
Fuck that was totally from me...
God bless you, Arizona
I'm willing to bet that whoever he sent that to knows where his stuff is