I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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