Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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