guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
im about as happy as oj after his trial
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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