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  • apparently it is that hard to figure out, 8:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:21pm
  • okay actually it was sent from a guy to i'm not sure who. he's designing the ring and sam is his ex girlfriend. i'm not sure who the ring was for? but that clears that up also he proposed to sam but he was a terrible boyfriend sooo there that's that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Who fucking cares about what she was really trying to say you douchebags! The point is that the response it way too funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:25pm
  • obv designing -_- fucktards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:32pm
  • ok. idk if i understand this....is sam her fiancee? and shes having an affair with this guy and realizes she doesnt want to leave sam for this guy bc he wont love her and fulfill her plans like sam did? or what? i just dont know what to make of this.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:06am
  • i love that some dumbass posts a text and WE'RE the ones getting all super interested and making them a goddamn story. fucking hilarious. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:33pm
  • "I realized as I was wearing my engament ring that you'd never love me the same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me." Maybe?

    Submitted by 5pidey on Aug 3, 10 at 12:31am
  • How much would it suck to get a text from your fiance saying the engagement was off? Wouldn't most people suck it up and tell the poor guy to his face?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:07pm
  • i don't think anyone knows what it really says. people lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:12pm
  • I think he was being sarcastic. I sure as fuck would have been. If you can't fucking spell "engagement" then you don't deserve a diamond on your finger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:57pm
  • (617) is dumb, she messed up two damn words. and whether the word is "wearing" or "designing," that should probably be what the guy she's sending that too is focused on, as she's ostensibly breaking off an engagement

    Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 2:30am
  • you're an idiot. i know who sent it and it's def. designing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:44pm
  • did anyone consider that by "Sam" she meant SAM ADAMS and she's just cocked rambling to her fiance being insecure about the relationship as most females are?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:15am
  • I thought "wearing" my engagement ring? But I'm not really sure at all what that said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Not 'resizing.' I think it's 'designing.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:07pm
  • I find it hilarious that this text is soooo incoherent that all the replies are guessing what the hell it says. My guess, incoherent babbling while on mushrooms. That seems plausible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:56pm
  • 'designing.' 'resizing.' Love this one either way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:46pm
  • def one of my favorite entries on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:17am
  • i guess that clears it all up.. thanks for killing this thread

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:43pm
  • maybe she said "resigning" but she's an idiot and meant "consigning"....as in dude dumped her ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:31pm
  • I realized as I was wearing my engagement ring that you'd never love me the same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:17am
  • Designing and engagement retards he's breaking up with her goddammit

    Submitted by abc101 on May 16, 10 at 4:21pm
  • I thought "weighing," but that didn't make sense. Designing seems most likely; D and W are close-ish on a keyboard. Maybe she's got fat fingers and texting on a full keypad is difficult

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:43pm
  • you know who sent it? umm...if you knew me then you'd know what it said. it's 'wearing' and i was talking to my boyfriend, we're not engaged...don't ask......my friend sam (a girl) just had showed me a notebook with my 'life plans' that i had made 2 years ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:00pm
  • maybe it's washing?!?! maybe she was washing it in sam adams..ha. the response is awesome, though. she isn't speaking real words at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Probably, "resizing" and "engagement." Not that hard to figure out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:53pm
  • My guess is the engagement is over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:56am
  • You guys are dumb as shit. It's... I realized as I was DESIGNING my ENGAGEMENT ring... Sam is probably the new fiancĂ©, and this is sent to an ex. Check iPhone autotype.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:48am
  • Even sans typos it makes virtually no sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:10am
  • It definitely is "wearing" ....whoever said designing and resizing are idiots. Wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:01am