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  • 57 45
    Submitted by 5pidey on Aug 3, 10 at 12:31am

    "I realized as I was wearing my engament ring that you'd never love me the same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me." Maybe?

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:32pm

    obv designing -_- fucktards

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:46pm

    'designing.' 'resizing.' Love this one either way.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by bfchkbach on May 14, 10 at 2:30am

    (617) is dumb, she messed up two damn words. and whether the word is "wearing" or "designing," that should probably be what the guy she's sending that too is focused on, as she's ostensibly breaking off an engagement

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:31pm

    okay actually it was sent from a guy to i'm not sure who. he's designing the ring and sam is his ex girlfriend. i'm not sure who the ring was for? but that clears that up also he proposed to sam but he was a terrible boyfriend sooo there that's that.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:33pm

    i love that some dumbass posts a text and WE'RE the ones getting all super interested and making them a goddamn story. fucking hilarious. :D

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:31pm

    maybe she said "resigning" but she's an idiot and meant "consigning"....as in dude dumped her ass.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:21pm

    apparently it is that hard to figure out, 8:53

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:25pm

    Who fucking cares about what she was really trying to say you douchebags! The point is that the response it way too funny!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:43pm

    i guess that clears it all up.. thanks for killing this thread

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:06am

    ok. idk if i understand this....is sam her fiancee? and shes having an affair with this guy and realizes she doesnt want to leave sam for this guy bc he wont love her and fulfill her plans like sam did? or what? i just dont know what to make of this.....

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:15am

    did anyone consider that by "Sam" she meant SAM ADAMS and she's just cocked rambling to her fiance being insecure about the relationship as most females are?

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:56pm

    I find it hilarious that this text is soooo incoherent that all the replies are guessing what the hell it says. My guess, incoherent babbling while on mushrooms. That seems plausible.

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:12pm

    i don't think anyone knows what it really says. people lie.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:07pm

    How much would it suck to get a text from your fiance saying the engagement was off? Wouldn't most people suck it up and tell the poor guy to his face?

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:44pm

    you're an idiot. i know who sent it and it's def. designing

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:48am

    You guys are dumb as shit. It's... I realized as I was DESIGNING my ENGAGEMENT ring... Sam is probably the new fiancé, and this is sent to an ex. Check iPhone autotype.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:17am

    I realized as I was wearing my engagement ring that you'd never love me the same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:57pm

    I think he was being sarcastic. I sure as fuck would have been. If you can't fucking spell "engagement" then you don't deserve a diamond on your finger.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:29pm

    I thought "wearing" my engagement ring? But I'm not really sure at all what that said.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:43pm

    I thought "weighing," but that didn't make sense. Designing seems most likely; D and W are close-ish on a keyboard. Maybe she's got fat fingers and texting on a full keypad is difficult

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:07pm

    Not 'resizing.' I think it's 'designing.'

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:17am

    def one of my favorite entries on this site

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:53pm

    Probably, "resizing" and "engagement." Not that hard to figure out.

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:01am

    It definitely is "wearing" ....whoever said designing and resizing are idiots. Wow.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:00pm

    you know who sent it? umm...if you knew me then you'd know what it said. it's 'wearing' and i was talking to my boyfriend, we're not engaged...don't ask......my friend sam (a girl) just had showed me a notebook with my 'life plans' that i had made 2 years ago.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by abc101 on May 16, 10 at 4:21pm

    Designing and engagement retards he's breaking up with her goddammit

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:23pm

    maybe it's washing?!?! maybe she was washing it in sam adams..ha. the response is awesome, though. she isn't speaking real words at all

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:56am

    My guess is the engagement is over.

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:10am

    Even sans typos it makes virtually no sense.