Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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