Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
This house was built for laser tag.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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