what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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