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  • Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 22, 11 at 3:46pm

    I'm gonna go with...me and you sung chipmunks cuz thats what you kiss like, a chipmunk

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jun 24, 11 at 1:50pm

      thats what you *look like

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    Submitted by ringo420 on Jun 22, 11 at 5:20pm

    very impressive. you should be a drunk translator or something. I bet you could make good money at a cab service.

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      Submitted by ringo420 on Jun 22, 11 at 5:22pm

      but now that i see my keyboard its "thats what you look like" "kiij" is one key to the left of "look"

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      Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 23, 11 at 5:16am

      Permanent career here I come

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    Submitted by ScubaSteve86 on Jun 23, 11 at 9:15pm

    Goddamn Mongorians arways tearing down my shitty wall!

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    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 22, 11 at 6:27pm

    Btw this text is hilarious! Definitely involves chipmunks!! LOL

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    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 22, 11 at 6:24pm

    I am so sick of idiots complaining about what makes it on here or that the texts aren't understandable. Ok for the slooooow learners in the class let me sum it up for you. Now try to keep up here IT IS TFLN THEY ARE DRUNK AND HIGH TEXTS THAT PEOPLE TEXT.WHE DRUNK AMD HIGH!!! if you want grammatically correct texts go to FML and read those lame Ss posts

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    Submitted by chadtizzle on Jun 23, 11 at 4:27am

    YES!!! FINALLY!!! AN ACTUAL TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 22, 11 at 5:45pm

    I'm goin with "me and you sung like chimpmuncks cuz you look like a chimpmunck

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      Submitted by ringo420 on Jun 22, 11 at 11:04pm

      I totally said that right before you

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 23, 11 at 8:00am

    Could be the old gerbil where the sun does not shine too.

  • Submitted by kinked333 on Jun 22, 11 at 6:07pm

    This website has gone so far downhill... how does this bull s*** actually make it on here? Garbled crap makes it to the main page? Really?