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  • I'd take pancakes over a hand job any day, pancakes just don't happen all the time.

    Submitted by Yeep on May 21, 12 at 3:40pm
  • Thanks mom, you are the best!!!!

    Submitted by olderthanyou on May 21, 12 at 3:59pm
  • Why do guys even want hand jobs? Just fucking do it yourself, or at least tell her to get her mouth down there too.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 21, 12 at 5:20pm
    • That's why you don't Get any. Genius.

      Submitted by cannabislecter on May 21, 12 at 9:10pm
      • Ask and ye shall receive.\n\nDon't think were not thinking it, sometimes we just need a nudge.

        Submitted by whoreable on May 22, 12 at 4:56am
  • That is the best friend. Also that was just an excuse to go to his house.

    Submitted by fml03 on May 21, 12 at 3:10pm
  • *for YOU only giving him a hand job last night.

    Submitted by Phys on May 21, 12 at 5:50pm
  • We don't, but we do like pancakes before hit the front from the back over the kitchen counter.

    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on May 21, 12 at 9:34pm
  • least its not blue waffles...

    Submitted by nunubeest on May 21, 12 at 6:53pm
  • I really don't think guys like handjobs this much. Stop fronting!

    Submitted by pinkispretty on May 21, 12 at 5:25pm
  • well played, well played

    Submitted by goosetastic on May 21, 12 at 8:17pm