dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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