two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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Oh yeah because the scars from having children are gross right? You guys are fucks. She made a life and now she's gross? One day the little tramp you gawk at prancing around the bar is gonna have kids too. She gonna be gross then too? Go drink bleach. Oh yeah, and buy a new Ed hardy shirt too doucher.
Your ability to spell 'Cesarean' when you are that intoxicated impresses me.
Sounds like every other night at the worst strip club in town.
Sometimes I hate the Tri-Cities. This is one of those moments.
Um, isn't it supposed to be caesarian? My guess is this minor spelling error doesn't begin to scratch the surface of the long line of awful life decisions you've made
Call the Whaambulance for 11:46...
I'd def yell, "Put that shit away!!" at you.
This is the LAST time I take you with me out clubbing, mom.
I'm from 423. Who is this?!?
"Past her expiration date," please. Guys start aging in their mid-twenties. So many guys around my office have receding hairlines and potbellies already.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
I just puked in my toaster.
this chick is a clunker only you she's worth a bastard kid and a v.d. as opposed to a few thousand bucks
sounds like 11:46 has been dumped for an upgrade to a newer model.
And even more so if he's "generous"... Illiterate people should hang themselves..
3:06 1 keep that shit covered up
whoa 11:46, did this text strike a little too close to home?
please don't show the public your scars! keep that shit covered up! yuck! why would she think anyone would want to see that shit, anyway?
Frankenpussy sucks with all the stitches and the bolt that runs right through it
oh ya we def have some classy ass girl in 'nooga. sigh. for fuck sake
It only gets tighter after child birth if the doctor is genorous with the stitches
2:26 this probably happens so often to her her T9 has got it down pat
Natural birth has a faster recovery time and is far less invasive letting the brat tear your vagina. I hope you had a difficult delivery, otherwise your doctor was a prick trying to rush you, or you're an idiot for wanting to preserve your lady bits not knowing how well it heals.
How can I best describe it in a metaphor...a C-Section fuck is still like jacking off using your thumb, while fucking a girl who's given natural birth is jacking off without using your thumb.
12:19 you're an idiot...
If this OP is young, it means she is a dirty slut that will put out.
Don't hate, appreciate.
Wow..fucking hate this town
I've fucked all kinds, and if it's a milf with a kid I prefer one who had a C-Section, the pussy stayed in tact and isn't stitched up.
I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.
I don't think she's past her experation date. I just think if you have a child you should be home with them not at a club
10:16 She said scars, as in multiple c-sections. Of course she's a dirty slut.
Ew keep them to yourself
@11:46: f'ing A she is gross. She is well past her expiration date and is all scarred up from dropping a litter or two. Dump that bitch! And when the "little tramP has kids she will be gross. So dump her ass and there will always be another little tramp prancing around the bar to gawk at
old, fat, bald guys get pussy when they want because they have M O N E Y. Nothing attracts pussy like money, and the hope that they will get some of it. So, yes, the guys can be picky abotu bitches past their expiraton date. There are plenty of younger cunts around for us to tap, darling. Someday, one of them will be your daughter