Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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polar bears are the shit.
Later in the night, Tom will pretend to be a victim of organ harvesting by passing out in said tub full of ice.
In the middle of the night, Tom was sleeping on a ping-pong table butt naked holding on to a giant pink Teddy bear, talkin in his sleep saying, "soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr! Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr!!"
Either that, or he's got a partner who's into necrophilia.
@nagusing I'm cracking up in the bathroom because of that. I'm weird.
Shoot him and make a bear skin rug?
Tom needs to post that to MySpace. Or is it the wrong Tom?
What is this atlantis like myspace you speak of?
Dammit Mr. Brady how many times do we have to tell you no playtime at training camp!
Just put a jellyfish in there and let him pretend to be Will Smith ;)
Not trying to ruin the humor, but a jellyfish would die very quickly and any stings wouldn't be too.terrible because the cold causes skin to contract. Depending on how cold he was he could have significant loss of circulation. Unrelated, I live playing with cannonball jellies! Tourist freak the fuck out when I bring one to them and ask if they want to pet it. Lmao
I was making a Seven Pounds reference, wasn't sure as to the specifics of killing yourself with a jellyfish. However, your comment made me laugh more than anything else on here because of its unexpectedness and earnestness haha
isnt the happy kitty sleepy kitty thing from a movie?