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  • Submitted by gutteralslam on Apr 18, 11 at 8:55am

    I agree with Hannacowgirl...minus the college. I was soon that shit in middle school. Grow up and do coke like an adult

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 16, 11 at 10:18am

    You are a waste of space.

  • Submitted by jennhatch on Apr 17, 11 at 6:22am

    Dude. No.

  • Submitted by loveforyou on Apr 16, 11 at 9:41am

    That's probably bad.

  • Submitted by tysmilf on Apr 16, 11 at 10:37pm

    Had you had been watching my child, I probably wouldve killed you. Thanks a bunch for reminding me why I've never had a babysitter for my son.

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    Submitted by 40ozoflove on Apr 16, 11 at 3:32pm

    Fuck the comments on here, most tfln's it's a step up from slutty college girls here..lawl..

  • Submitted by economizer on Apr 16, 11 at 1:54pm

    I hope you brought enough for everybody.

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    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 17, 11 at 11:18am

    It's a fucking KID, you imbecile. Leave that shit where it belongs - college.

  • Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Apr 16, 11 at 11:14pm

    yeah im all for getting fucked up but thats fuckin ridiculous, child safety aint no joke. theres a time and place for everything and its called college

  • Submitted by babykarma2005 on Apr 16, 11 at 10:30am

    the kid being asleep makes NO difference. the kid could wake up that person was paid to keep the kid safe. where I come from the babysitter and the parents would go to jail for child endangerment

  • Submitted by phrozenstare on Apr 16, 11 at 7:57pm

    Babykarma2005 for the good of the world please stop having kids. We have enough rednecks breeding

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    Submitted by stnrgrlk46290 on Apr 20, 11 at 4:25am

    So college is the only place you can fucked up at???

  • Submitted by apc700 on Apr 17, 11 at 10:33pm

    Most of you realize most of these texts are FAKE right

  • Submitted by muireann04 on Apr 16, 11 at 6:36pm

    This is why I only trust my girls grandparents to watch them if I go out

  • Submitted by viggen6889 on Apr 16, 11 at 10:27am

    Loosen up people, the kid was probably sleeping. And of course the op is going to buy more weed and beer, and lots of it!

  • Submitted by Nasty on Apr 16, 11 at 1:01pm

    You're a terrible person.

  • Submitted by Akdros on Apr 18, 11 at 1:41am

    People need to lighten up. Babysitting isn't necessarily implicating a baby is involved. Could be a ten or 11 year old and unless they're retarded, they won't drink drain cleaner and die

  • Submitted by MeOlly on Apr 16, 11 at 10:20am

    op. burn in hell

  • Submitted by babykarma2005 on Apr 16, 11 at 10:27am

    if you were watching my kid I'd kick ur ass. you truly are a waste of space.

  • Submitted by spartylmgirl on Apr 16, 11 at 10:42am

    As someone who remembers being babysat by my brother who would smoke and drink while watching me, it really doesn't bother me. The muscle relaxers are a bit much but the rest, I don't condone it but it does happen.

  • Submitted by irulemeow on Apr 16, 11 at 10:56am

    Kill yourself.

  • Submitted by sweet_tea on Apr 16, 11 at 2:14pm

    Where's everyones sense of humor nowadays? Lighten the eff up. Some of you could use a bowl or 2 yourselves. :)

    • Submitted by Taipan on Apr 16, 11 at 5:34pm

      You're right, it would have been HILARIOUS if the kid was choking and OP was too high to do anything about it. Seriously? Sometimes it's ok not to take things lightly, and I think child endangerment counts as one of those times. But no you're right, we should all just smoke a bowl or two and stop caring about anything but ourselves. "Kid's sticking scissors in the outlet. Psh."

  • Submitted by Taipan on Apr 16, 11 at 9:49am

    OP, you're responsible for keeping that child safe while his or her parents are out. If you can't wait a few hours until you simply must drink and do drugs, you probably shouldn't be babysitting. Probably going to use the money on more weed and beer anyway.

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    Submitted by xDFTx on Mar 3, 12 at 12:22pm

    Best text ever. It's soooo boring when everyone tries to pretend they're responsible with their comments on TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.