I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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I agree with Hannacowgirl...minus the college. I was soon that shit in middle school. Grow up and do coke like an adult
You are a waste of space.
I hope you brought enough for everybody.
Had you had been watching my child, I probably wouldve killed you. Thanks a bunch for reminding me why I've never had a babysitter for my son.
That's probably bad.
Fuck the comments on here, lmao..like most tfln's it's a step up from slutty college girls here..lawl..
It's a fucking KID, you imbecile. Leave that shit where it belongs - college.
This is why I only trust my girls grandparents to watch them if I go out
the kid being asleep makes NO difference. the kid could wake up that person was paid to keep the kid safe. where I come from the babysitter and the parents would go to jail for child endangerment
yeah im all for getting fucked up but thats fuckin ridiculous, child safety aint no joke. theres a time and place for everything and its called college
So college is the only place you can fucked up at???
op. burn in hell
You're a terrible person.
Babykarma2005 for the good of the world please stop having kids. We have enough rednecks breeding
Loosen up people, the kid was probably sleeping. And of course the op is going to buy more weed and beer, and lots of it!
Most of you realize most of these texts are FAKE right
if you were watching my kid I'd kick ur ass. you truly are a waste of space.
People need to lighten up. Babysitting isn't necessarily implicating a baby is involved. Could be a ten or 11 year old and unless they're retarded, they won't drink drain cleaner and die
As someone who remembers being babysat by my brother who would smoke and drink while watching me, it really doesn't bother me. The muscle relaxers are a bit much but the rest, I don't condone it but it does happen.
Where's everyones sense of humor nowadays? Lighten the eff up. Some of you could use a bowl or 2 yourselves. :)
You're right, it would have been HILARIOUS if the kid was choking and OP was too high to do anything about it. Seriously? Sometimes it's ok not to take things lightly, and I think child endangerment counts as one of those times. But no you're right, we should all just smoke a bowl or two and stop caring about anything but ourselves. "Kid's sticking scissors in the outlet. Psh."
Best text ever. It's soooo boring when everyone tries to pretend they're responsible with their comments on TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
OP, you're responsible for keeping that child safe while his or her parents are out. If you can't wait a few hours until you simply must drink and do drugs, you probably shouldn't be babysitting. Probably going to use the money on more weed and beer anyway.