Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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