Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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