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  • I agree, they think that they are so awesome, but everyone just makes fun of them... 'The' show is for entertainment/laughs not to follow the lives of "interesting people"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:39pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA Jersey is dirty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Actually jersey isnt dirty if you get past newark. But your obviously not smart enough to know the state goes beyond the northern factory filled parts. What state do you live in?? Probably a boring ugly one. And yea i hateeee guidos but i love my state and will defend it forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Anything that has to do with Jersey gets a thumbs down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:34pm
  • I'll do the fist pump through my tv if I see that shit. No one wants to see their fake tan, electrocuted gel (aka hair) bitch asses. I'll say that shit all day to those cum dumpsters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Boston porch monkeys are a joke. Get a job you worthless fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:07pm
  • i love jersey since im from there, but fuck these guidos. wow....just wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:21pm
  • i am sorry. people like that disgust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:54am
  • Kill her.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Jan 24, 12 at 8:28am
  • you like my new haircut? fuckin skank!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:10pm
  • No we just get a day off for it jackass learn your counrty's history

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:18am
  • 1254 I bet your mama like us lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:58am
  • Jagger bomb...Jagger bomb...Fuckin Skank....Fuckin skank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:41pm
  • This is why I hate living in New jersey. My family, friends, and almost everyone I associate with are nothing like these guido douchebags. Shows like this give New Jersey an even worse name than it already has.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:29pm
  • I'm both Irish and Italian (as well as German lol,) so watching Irish/Italian people go at it is hilarious. Guidos make Italians, Statan Islanders, Jersey people, and Long Islanders look bad. Can't stand them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:40am
  • Most of the disgusting people featured on this show are actually from Staten Island, home of the Growing Up Gotti wannabes. They just vacation at the Jersey Shore because it's cheap and nearby, and because no one else will have them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:40pm
  • 11:07 wow you sound like an ignorant prick, cuz you've obviouslly never actually been to NYC, because new yorkers are actually pretty fucking smart and actually realize that there is more to life than sitting in a trailer watching MTV and jerking off in ddirty jerz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:13pm
  • are they SERIOUS WITH THIS SHOW?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Can't wait for the premiere. I love watching pricks making asses of themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:36pm
  • 8:08 - She's actually retarded, it was just an adjective, didnt mean to call any one else retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:09pm
  • FYI.... Idk just go fuck your grandma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:13pm
  • It's sad that this text turned a joke into a discussion about Obama and hating new York....fucking inbreds...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:16am
  • theres a retarded girl in my school whos last name is guido. she looks italian too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:53pm
  • I can't wait for this show. stupid guidos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Jersey girls ain't trash (trash gets picked up)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:26am
  • 8:10 - considering more than half of the cast is actually from New York just shows your ignorance and our ability to call New York dirty. Jersey has guidos, as does almost every other state especially ones on the east coast. Your all retarded thinking that this show is representing Jersey, there is one girl in the cast that is even from Jersey everyone else is from New York. Fuck the fucking bennys that take over our shores, go home. No on wants you here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:32pm
  • 1254 incase you did not know, italian americans are the largest immigrant group that have people in the military. I myself am an AMERICAN with italian ancestry and am in the marines, just about do go on another tour in aphganistan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:24am
  • Nice to see racism still alive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:19pm
  • That is exacltyyy it lol. I freakin live here.I mean i love it but its just the jersey shore. Those bennys act like its the freakin bahamas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Makes me glad I live nowhere near new jersey anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:13pm
  • How about we all ass fuck each other and call it even?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:30am
  • 1221, texas and mexico are basically the same thing. so why do people argue about which one is better? actually i hear obama wants to trade texas to mexico for baja california( people included).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:47pm
  • The only thing worse than jersey is the west cost motherfucker lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:32pm
  • Can we please end the arguing geez u all are like a bunch of 12 year olds let the Italians do their thing and the Irish do theirs and how did all these topics get started gosh new jersey is a great state and a lot of people who have never been here like 2 stereotype I'm from Irvington (west of Newark) and all of jersey is great its just the mentality oh and lean off obama's sack ok he's been in office for less than a year so give him time -Black power

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:05pm
  • STUPID FAKE NOT FUNNY!!! this site is goin to hell in a handbasket

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Who's allowed in the "classy" jersey shore if "bennys" don't cut it? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:37pm
  • I love the dirty jerz. I'll always be proud to call the shore home. Long Branch all the way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:19pm
  • 1025 needs to learn his shit they're not waps dumbass. It's wop(without papers) meaning they immigrated illegally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:58am
  • I have a feeling 324 is full of shit. If you've already toured AFganistan I'm sure you'd know how to spell it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:36am
  • Fuck seaside and fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Dude tried to spell "aphganistan" like "phone". Hooked on phonics backfires like shit bhahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:33am
  • I hate greasy spicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Eirinn go blow me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:58pm
  • The only good things the irish did was make sexy redheaded chicks. The only good thing itialians did was make good pasta.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Hey 6:32 why don't go shove a bottle of whisky up your ass. Gonheard some sheep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:43pm
  • hey 716 I live in the 570 and I live about half a mile from new jersey, theres more to the 570 than just the town of jersey shore which has a population of like two. get your facts straight jackass, plenty of guidos in pa too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:23pm
  • I love Irish micks trying overly hard to offend Italians...anyone who's not Italian wishes they were because unfortunately the highlights of your culture consist of meat and potatoes, pale ugly skin and small Irish dicks ;) luck of the Irish *LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Everyone who's watching this show "to make fun of it" just won't admit they want to watch it. And by giving the show these explicit ratings, they're promoting the exploitation of something that's not even entirely true. I live in toms river like 3 minutes away from seaside and what not. I don't know what the show is but I'm sure it's depicting it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Not one of those guidos is good looking and the guidettes are disgusting. WTF this show is the realworld on steroids and hair gel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:36am
  • Can't you see that no one likes New Jersy except for the ingorant fucks who live there? Poor stupid bastards...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:14pm
  • 719 go fuck yourself with your bottle of hair gel. Oh and the Irish have alcohol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:30am
  • OMG this is not even how New Jersey is at all. All those "guidos" are fucking pussies who think seaside is the best place ever when really it's a big joke. People that are ACTUALLY from around here actually just hate all of them. I know I do. Reppinnnn Bayvilleee<3 which is like 10-15 minutes from seaside lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:38pm
  • 10:37 FUCK New York! Fuck New Yorkers, Rudy Guiliani Fuck Everything About New York, It is the worst place to visit ever!!! I'd rather go to Teaneck NJ than to NYC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:02pm
  • Fuck NYC, IT is a ceespool that harbours ignorance and stupidity, oh and Welfare claims!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Dude tried to spell "aphganistan" like "phone". Hooked on phonics backfires like shit bhahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:33am
  • Ohhh not Boston oh noo! Your a fucking joke!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Freaking douchebags guidos of new jersey we have a couple of those here in long island too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:24pm
  • :(((( I tucked ur mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:24pm
  • MAKE THE VOICES STOP! MAKE THE VOICES STOP! fuck, Fuck, FUCK! STOP IT! STOP IT! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:53am
  • 737 your finest quality must be getting sloppy piss drunk?! Haha. Like anyone who goes so far as to hate, has jealousy issues.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:44pm
  • Oh sorry asshole, i spelled Afghanistan wrong, my bad. You got a problem with the marines or something? Either stand behind us, or stand in front of us and see what happens. "It is the Soldier-- Who salutes the flag; Who serves beneath the flag; and whose coffin is draped by the flag, Who allows the protestor to burn the flag. " -If ur not supporting our men go kill urself!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:41am
  • I love going to jersey just to see the guidos. More or less to laugh at them. Douche bags!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:22pm
  • i'm changing my name in all my firiends phones to "JWOWW"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:35pm
  • I'm from Texas and to me New York and New Jersey sound like basically the same thing. sorry. this whole argument just seems pointless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:21am
  • The departed is just a movie you fucking losers lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:15pm
  • 948 I'm sorry u will grow up to be like the rest of ur pathetic drunken family sitting alone at a bar every night alone n broken down w nothing to do or aspire to besides being a drunk disgusting mess like the rest of ur ugly heritage.;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:02pm
  • Obama reps douchebags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:50am
  • Fuckin jersey is so fuckin redneck. They just don't call them that cuz it's close to new York. It's just yankee Texas. Except with more labor unions so people don't have to work but still get paid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:40pm
  • FUCK ALL OF YOU. I was born and raised in NYC and I'm there on some weekends. I love it. But I've been living in jersey for the past 7 years and I like it here too. So Fuck all of you neither of you are better than the other cause I'm better than all of you :) I have some of both worlds. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:27pm
  • Dumb dumb dumb dumbasss That one below me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:19pm
  • It's area code 570, which is central PA... This is a little hick town named Jersey Shore that has nothing to do with New Jersey...that's how pathetic they are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:16pm
  • you guys are hateful. this is america...the melting pot. get the fuck over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:12am
  • That's bad that Africans are the ones who sold slaves to white people yet white people still have to listen to their punk ass shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:21pm
  • I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:47pm
  • fuck the jersey shore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:38pm
  • 12:26--so true! Nasty "thick" bitches who always think they're something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:59am
  • He also made up that stat. Piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:16am
  • 12:26 nice job copying a slogan on a tshirt from bustedtees from 2 years ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:48am
  • Fuck the east coast! Scotch-Irish are the only pure races!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:36pm
  • I live in Seaside Park, and no one here likes the guidos. Have a conversation with a local once in a while and you'll find out what bennys are and how anti-Jersey Shore(the show) everyone is. Also, my brother's engaged to a girl who went to school with Angelina, and she was beat up promptly after the show stopped filming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:20am
  • Obama is only half coon and he's still dumb as fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:25am
  • Jersey is WAY better than new york. it's not even a question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:11pm
  • 7:37, I think (ok, hope) that most people are capable of discerning the difference between these orange, oversexed, gelled idiots and the majority of Americans of Italian descent. MTV has once again found people to serve as caricatures, and while it may be unfortunate for them, for the rest of us it's just hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:51pm
  • Wash my hair ! Funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Go eat avfuckong potato you dirty mick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:15pm
  • I always thought a guido was a Mexican mustache but it's really a pompous greasy italian? Yes!!! Even better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:43pm
  • 1019 drop dead you stupid cock sucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Fuck they all get government money one way or another and the working man pays for their lazy ass to stand on the corner and sell dope all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Saw your mother licking some guys asshole behind burger king. What's next for mommy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:14pm
  • St Patrick yea chase out those snakes and have a guniess your mother is a ass clown

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:24pm
  • I have eye warts hehe... Well not any more the people scraped them off without any Medicean to prevent the pain, now my eyes hurt :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:48pm
  • How do you retards from Jersey have the balls to refer to New York as dirty? We pay you assholes to take our garbage! Besides trying to argue that Jersey is better than New York is impossible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:10pm
  • 11:38, do you realize that you just sound like a fuckin doucher or a high school girl, reppppiiinnn bayvilleeeee <3 fucking dumb, how can you talk about kids being tools if you say "reppin" in a more douchy way than the original douchy way?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:49am
  • what's a guido guise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:28pm
  • you're gonna end up in the Hudson River if you talk like that to their faces

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:50pm
  • yeah they are. similar to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Now shut up you Italian haters*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Hey 929...Texas here. We get the same shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:13pm
  • I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:31am
  • 948 you dirty Mick go plant a potato !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:54pm
  • 753. Sorry ur an ugly irish excuse of a person, especially for relating this convo to retarded ppl, clever effort tho...not. but retarded or not mCks are dirty slobs :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Am I the only people who think the jersey shore people don't deserve their own show? Being obnoxious assholes shouldn't gain you fame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:38pm
  • NYC is cool..,but only the nice, classy areas without all the Italian trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:32am
  • Fuck you new York hating scumbags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:25pm
  • New York dirty? Oh yea I see I lot of ads to vista beautiful downtown Newark. Jersey sucks balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:30pm
  • 810 hahaha love it. I want everyone to see how jacked and tan I am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Fuck Boston the red sox oh yea and all you pussys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:32pm
  • Fuck all you Irish inbread cocksuckers! Go beat off some sheep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:23am
  • it predict it will be just as bad as those fucking cuts on real housewives of atlanta... Hi world...i'm a high maintenance cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:48am
  • I don't get what can be so great about the Jersey shore? Isn't it cold as fuck up there? I mean is it beaches or just boardwalks and bars? -the gulf coast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Fuck the east coast. Bunch of fucking liberal pussies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:35pm
  • 10:09 Asswipe in training Go fuck your mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Obama is a socialist prick!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:48am
  • I live in Jersey but i like NYC better :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:31pm
  • NYC is the shit, you ignorant fuckers don't know what the fuck your talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:03pm
  • New Jersey smells like a morbidlly obise man dies while taking a huge crap, and looks like it too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:02pm
  • Jersey sucks. It's scummy. Drop it, you fuckin dirty iities

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:21pm
  • These guys think they are something special but the first night on the show the only girls they got were fat heffers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:10am
  • Hey 10:33 you first bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:37pm
  • SoCal kicks every other place in America. We are rich bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:37pm