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  • FAT GIRLZ R GROSS. NO THEY ARNT, REEL WOMENZ HAVE CURVEZ. NUH UH YES HUH. WELL I'M 5'8 AND I WEIGH BLAH BLAH BLAH. There. I just saved you from reading the entire thread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Don't pick on us fat people. We've had a lifetime of it, and may just snap and sit on you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:16pm
  • you're 16. stop being depressed on "missing your chances". that's my advice. and if you really are serious then just go up to her and strike up a convo...act like you bumped into her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:29pm
  • You're not funny 5:37, you're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Hey fatty who said starbucks ppl are useless. Without me you wouldnt have youre frapps. So Rot tubby!!!

    Submitted by allisonnth on Nov 28, 10 at 4:45pm
  • I'm fat and I love ordering Frappacinos. Hey, I earn in a week, what you useless , dumb starbucks fucks earn in a month!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:22pm
  • ^I couldn't agree more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:15am
  • 9:20 you have rendered me speechless......... holyshitfuck that was random and retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:29pm
  • If you're tired of being picked on why don't you do something about it. I know it has a lot to do with metabolism, but I'm so sick of fat people playing the "poor me" bit and then heading straight to McDs for a value meal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:31pm
  • 2:38 learn the difference between then and than; otherwise you're the stupid one. Sincerely, your middle school English teacher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:44am
  • im more lenient towards fat people now a days. my mom was skinny two years ago, and slowly she has been gaining weight because of her hormone disease and such, i used to judge but not anymore. you don't know if the fat person is actually a fat ass or if they're sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:14pm
  • 5:34, you are clearly fat. Shut up and make way for us people who matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:37pm
  • 8:45 - true, but if it's a hormonal thing it's a disorder, not a disease....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Nope, sorry 5:37. But way to be classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:50pm
  • I'm with 631 if your fat and have mickie sleeze in your hands crying it not your fault, your wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:51pm
  • 9:20, yeah, play in traffic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:26pm
  • 5.50 is fat. And probably old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:38am
  • I love this - "I hate fat people who order frappes" (and they're fucking frappaccinos, not real frappes assholes), but but give a pass to all the skinny people who eat the same shit and just happen not to gain weight. 'Cause being thin is *obviously* a good indicator of whether or not someone eats well, exercises, or is generally healthy. Oh noes, am I gonna get called fat now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 10:12am
  • Im a million feet tall and weight a million and a half lbs. Wanna fight about it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:52am
  • Get a real job and get out of the coffee shop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:49pm
  • 9:20...learn the phrase "There's a time and place." Do you really want relationship advice from people like us who read shit like this site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:14am
  • A better way to do it is if they order a frap you make them a LITE frap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Yup, 5:18 called it, other than adding "random weird shit that makes no sense in the thread."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:07am
  • 12:28 than lose it, otherwise you're fat and stupid. Sincerely, your heart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:38am
  • fyi - - a disease doesn't have to be contageous to be a disease diabetes is a disease, but it's not contageous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Effin ayyyyy Cotton! EFFIN AYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:17pm
  • I'm not overweight and I'm hot and I agree with 12:46. (though I doubt tfln is the place for this) People rarely see other people as people... meaning, the humanity present. It doesn't matter what you look like, what race you are, sexual preference, or age.. People are just people. You can't control a lot of these things and essentially, you're just looking out through your own eyes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:11am
  • First of all 9:20 is a loser. You don't pit shit like that on here buddy. Not on here. Weirdo! Secondly, the OP is hilarious. I'm a bartender in a corporate restaurant. I get some big ppl working in the city. Of course, they order shit like double cheeseburgers, parm Alfredo, full rack ribs. 25oz beers. Chips and salsa. It's like, don't you care about yourself enough to take care of your body. Geez!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:12am
  • As a 2 plus year starbucks employee, I can relate to this. I wanted to "accidentally" make it light and hold the whip just to be helpful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Ahahahaha 2:14 I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:17am
  • fuck pity parties. suck it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:36pm
  • Why would I call someone fat if I was fat? You're both insecure ladies, as far as I can tell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:07pm
  • i made this my status in facebook. I got so many reply's people laughing their ass off. Thank You TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:40pm
  • 1:52 FTW. This and 5:18 are 10x funnier than the (horribly un-)original post. 9:20: if you're for real, just talk to them, be normal and relaxed. if it doesn't work, know that high school will pass and all those douche bags you think are getting all the girls now (you know, the same ones talking about how hot shit they are on here??) have now peaked. in high school. so good luck to them for the rest of their lives...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:04am
  • If I'm fat I can lose weight. You are stupid and shall be stupid forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:28am
  • Is it bad that every time a person says "frap" I want to bust their teeth down their throat. Its is the most uneducated sounding way to order a frappuccino.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:31am
  • 9:20.. you better be trollin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:11am
  • i work at starbucks...and i hate make frapps...stop ordering them fatties

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:51am
  • People have got to stop with the whole 'big is beautiful' 'real women' bs. Being fat is not ok, it is unhealthy. Now I'm not saying you have to be a size 0 that doesn't mean it's ok to be fat.\nThe more people keep going on about being big and proud the more people will think it's acceptable to be overweight and the bigger the problem will become. Obesity is a serious problem, especially in the UK and the States. They should start putting health warnings on plus size clothes

    Submitted by marsailidh on Mar 6, 10 at 6:59pm
  • i really hope 9:20 is a joke or else the world has no hope

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:59pm
  • "i'm fat, you're ugly- i can diet"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:32am
  • Ah, 5:18, I think love you. Some people need to realize that while a legion of attractive sizes exist between fat and runway those two extremes do exist and are ugly. Of course, I also agree with the Op. I always laugh on the inside when a fat person orders a frappucino. There also used to be a fat chick at my SBux who always got a Breve latte, meaning a latte made with steamed cream instead of milk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:29am
  • I'm 5'11 and weigh 12 pounds. I'm such a fattie, but I can't help it. I love McDonald's. Yum yum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:42am
  • Heart disease. Enough said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:20am
  • 5:32 ... You can, but you don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:51pm
  • because, of course, you know exactly what else she's done/eaten that day. way to go. (/sarcasm)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Yep, 5:18 pretty much covered it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Shut up 10.12. OH NO I ATE ONE BURGER AND I'M FAT, I'M SO UNLUCKY WITH MY METABOLISM. My arse, you ate 15 burgers, didn't you fatty? Admit it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:24pm
  • 4:24 May you grow up to be a fat ass yourself someday. Read up on karma crotch rot. You'll get yours. You're not old enough to be on here. Your parents aren't paying enough attention to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:50pm
  • "i'm fat, you're ugly- i can diet"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:32am
  • I work at Starbucks 2 i hate fat fucks who order fraps! might as well hook up an IV of caramel sauce to their body's and watch them inflate!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:28am
  • "i'm fat, you're ugly- i can diet"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:32am
  • Sorry 8:14, you're still a fatty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Go 6:31- Way to waffle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:20pm
  • I see some little zit faced greasy hair adolescent male with his wrinkled clothes at work making coffee. His room is a stinky mess with lots of stiff socks laying around. Way to go guy! You tell those fat people off! See how much they tip you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:59pm
  • "i'm fat, you're ugly- i can diet"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:32am
  • also 8:14 it's referred to as a disorder, not a disease... they aren't contagious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:30pm
  • I'm fat, and I know I'm fat. But I'll never understand why people have to judge people by their weight. I'm a nice person, and I've never wronged anyone in a way that would allow for someone to make fun of me. And to everyone who replies "You're fat," I just want to say that yes, yes I am, I've already stated that, and honestly? I'm fine with it. So everyone should stop caring so much, because it's not your body or your life, and it's certainly not your place to judge, or even care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:46am
  • I'm neither fat nor ugly so take that! You're fat - don't try and sugar coat it cos you'll only eat that too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:22am
  • I had that thought everytime a fat person came into starbucks last summer. Bravo 203

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:43pm
  • That is a a good one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:07pm
  • I'm bigger than most.............. 9 inches to be exact

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:54pm
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