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  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:59am

    hmm, anytime there's a text that fucks a male over everyone is all offended. everytime it's about a fat chick, it couldn't be funnier. fuck you.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:53am

    Girls---> just becasue youve been tapped more than a keg of labatt at a frat boy party and we cant stretch your walls like a 14 lb baby doesnt make it small.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:17am

    Boys---> just because you shave it doesn't make it look bigger. It's still feels small inside.

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:14pm

    Vagina's are adaptable. They'll expand for a big penis or shrink to fit a smaller penis (after time). Pinky dicks will always be small. Sorry chumps.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:39am

    Asians can't drive for shit!

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:07pm

    I got 2 watermelons and a tic tac bitches!

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:29pm

    It's such a disappointment when a big muscular man is about to go down on you, and you realize his penis just doesn't match up to his biceps. *sigh* =(

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:23pm

    Amen! 4:58! Most of these guys on here are 13 and don't know shit.

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:57pm

    How big do girls like it?!

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:52pm

    11:53 must be a small man in every way.

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:40am

    Same here. I'm saving up for an enlargement right now. If you want to donate to the cause let me know

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:47pm

    my mommy sticks her cock in my dads vagina or something like that...

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:13am

    I like dick just sayin

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:54pm

    12:07 has issues with his manhood.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:31pm

    I'm glad I don't have a baby dick

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:51am

    WTF were u drunk?! Bad mistake

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:04pm

    12:32- 8in is def not huge... Nice yes, but huge no

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:54am

    maybe it only seemed like a little because she had a hallway for a vagina. Prob huge meat flaps and discolored too!

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:58pm

    Men would not survive without a woman there to do everything. They need a mommy as kids and a wife when older to guide them through life.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:54am

    11:38 fuck you just sayin

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:45pm

    just because you've thrown your hot dog down some hallways doesn't mean the only people that think your dick is small are sluts

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:03am

    small dicks and loose vaginas are bad and all but as a guy there's nothing I hate more than a pussy that doesn't get wet enough.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:34am

    so you didn't gag when you were sucking it?

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:53pm

    @11:59 --- because men have a sensitive, inner child that gets hurt and needs to be protetcted and fat chicks, are, well....FAT!

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:33pm

    11:59 must be a fat chick.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:13pm

    U can't get herpes if u have a small dick. Just sayin'

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:24pm

    I think a fatter dick is better than a long dick

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:20am

    i think i dated that guy

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:03am

    Lol @ that I totally know this girl 520 is AZ Mayne

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:07pm

    i think i know this guy...

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:09pm

    Technically, the man's cock may have been of average length but because he's so fat; it appeared smaller. -Michel

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:56pm

    12:07 was dumped by a fat chick and now has resentment towards all of them.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:03pm

    523 I'm acually 12 and a half, so this doesn't pertain to. My age specification. Lol

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:40am

    Asians can't drive for shit!!!!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:31am

    Ha 5:13 has been emotionally hurt badly by some woman and he clearly has a small dick. What a sad sack.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:09am

    Ugh too much of that. Maybe I should visit soviet Russia. That dude has me convinced

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:00pm

    Lol... Bunch of sluts

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:06pm

    Sorry it's a disability

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:00pm

    Big dicks in 508!!! BITCH!!

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:07pm

    hmmm, because males are the dominant sex and always will be, besides what is funnier than a fat chick struggling through everyday life??

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:17pm

    The average size of a penis is 4 1/2-5 inches.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:07am

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA PENIS BIGGER THAN YOU!

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:32pm

    You guys calling women loose obviously have small dicks well I'm glad for you cause it makes me feel alot better knowing I have a huge dick I mean it wouldn't be cool having 8 inches if everyone else did too

  • 32 41
    Submitted by AZ23 on Jun 30, 10 at 9:39pm

    tucson....

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:56pm

    (520 also) seems a lot of these exist in Tucson.... Just sayin... N if u have this problem... Learn to use what u have... Please!

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:39am

    Hahahaha toooooo funny

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:25am

    I got fatter on purpose to lose an inch, 10 inches was too much and now with only 9 I can slap against her body when I'm poundin her...

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:47pm

    Hahah this reminds me of a guy I dated from orange Lutheran in villa park!!!!!! First name Jon.

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Hollywood3390 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:40pm

    Steriods will do that, ya kno?

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:38pm

    1:04, have you any idea what the average sized penis is? Eight inches does exceed it!

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:52am

    If a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!!

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:28am

    I'm 12:32 -- I meant 8 inches circumference, not length

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:55am

    I wish all of soviet Russia moved to the US...

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:49pm

    5:47 he's my friend hah

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:10pm

    Hahahahah I think it's funny to make fun of fat people in general, buncha fat lazy fucks! Drop the god damn donut fatties!

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:33pm

    11:59s a FAT CHICK HAHAHA...fuck you o wait it wud be extremely hard to fing your vag under all those rolls xD ahahah

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:14pm

    Lol, sounds like my small dick ex husband!!