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  • hmm, anytime there's a text that fucks a male over everyone is all offended. everytime it's about a fat chick, it couldn't be funnier. fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:59am
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  • Girls---> just becasue youve been tapped more than a keg of labatt at a frat boy party and we cant stretch your walls like a 14 lb baby doesnt make it small.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:53am
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  • Boys---> just because you shave it doesn't make it look bigger. It's still feels small inside.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:17am
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  • Amen! 4:58! Most of these guys on here are 13 and don't know shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:23pm
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  • It's such a disappointment when a big muscular man is about to go down on you, and you realize his penis just doesn't match up to his biceps. *sigh* =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:29pm
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  • Vagina's are adaptable. They'll expand for a big penis or shrink to fit a smaller penis (after time). Pinky dicks will always be small. Sorry chumps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:14pm
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  • I got 2 watermelons and a tic tac bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:07pm
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  • Asians can't drive for shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:39am
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  • my mommy sticks her cock in my dads vagina or something like that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:47pm
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  • 11:38 fuck you just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:54am
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  • 12:32- 8in is def not huge... Nice yes, but huge no

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:04pm
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  • I like dick just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:13am
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  • How big do girls like it?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:57pm
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  • I'm glad I don't have a baby dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:31pm
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  • Lol @ that I totally know this girl 520 is AZ Mayne

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:03am
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  • so you didn't gag when you were sucking it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:34am
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  • 11:53 must be a small man in every way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:52pm
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  • Technically, the man's cock may have been of average length but because he's so fat; it appeared smaller. -Michel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:09pm
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  • WTF were u drunk?! Bad mistake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:51am
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  • Same here. I'm saving up for an enlargement right now. If you want to donate to the cause let me know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:40am
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  • 12:07 has issues with his manhood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:54pm
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  • Men would not survive without a woman there to do everything. They need a mommy as kids and a wife when older to guide them through life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:58pm
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  • The average size of a penis is 4 1/2-5 inches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:17pm
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  • 523 I'm acually 12 and a half, so this doesn't pertain to. My age specification. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:03pm
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  • I got fatter on purpose to lose an inch, 10 inches was too much and now with only 9 I can slap against her body when I'm poundin her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:25am
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  • You guys calling women loose obviously have small dicks well I'm glad for you cause it makes me feel alot better knowing I have a huge dick I mean it wouldn't be cool having 8 inches if everyone else did too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:32pm
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  • maybe it only seemed like a little because she had a hallway for a vagina. Prob huge meat flaps and discolored too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:54am
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  • Hahahaha toooooo funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:39am
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  • U can't get herpes if u have a small dick. Just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:13pm
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  • just because you've thrown your hot dog down some hallways doesn't mean the only people that think your dick is small are sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:45pm
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  • Asians can't drive for shit!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:40am
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  • Ugh too much of that. Maybe I should visit soviet Russia. That dude has me convinced

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:09am
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  • Lol... Bunch of sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:00pm
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  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA PENIS BIGGER THAN YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:07am
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  • Ha 5:13 has been emotionally hurt badly by some woman and he clearly has a small dick. What a sad sack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:31am
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  • i think i know this guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:07pm
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  • Hahah this reminds me of a guy I dated from orange Lutheran in villa park!!!!!! First name Jon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:47pm
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  • @11:59 --- because men have a sensitive, inner child that gets hurt and needs to be protetcted and fat chicks, are, well....FAT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:53pm
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  • I think a fatter dick is better than a long dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:24pm
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  • 1:04, have you any idea what the average sized penis is? Eight inches does exceed it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:38pm
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  • small dicks and loose vaginas are bad and all but as a guy there's nothing I hate more than a pussy that doesn't get wet enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:03am
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  • 12:07 was dumped by a fat chick and now has resentment towards all of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:56pm
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  • (520 also) seems a lot of these exist in Tucson.... Just sayin... N if u have this problem... Learn to use what u have... Please!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:56pm
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  • 11:59 must be a fat chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:33pm
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  • Steriods will do that, ya kno?

    Submitted by Hollywood3390 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:40pm
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  • Sorry it's a disability

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:06pm
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  • 11:59s a FAT CHICK HAHAHA...fuck you o wait it wud be extremely hard to fing your vag under all those rolls xD ahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:33pm
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  • i think i dated that guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:20am
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  • hmmm, because males are the dominant sex and always will be, besides what is funnier than a fat chick struggling through everyday life??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:07pm
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  • If a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:52am
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  • Big dicks in 508!!! BITCH!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:00pm
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  • tucson....

    Submitted by AZ23 on Jun 30, 10 at 9:39pm
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  • I wish all of soviet Russia moved to the US...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:55am
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  • I'm 12:32 -- I meant 8 inches circumference, not length

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:28am
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  • Hahahahah I think it's funny to make fun of fat people in general, buncha fat lazy fucks! Drop the god damn donut fatties!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:10pm
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  • 5:47 he's my friend hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:49pm
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  • Lol, sounds like my small dick ex husband!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:14pm
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