There was a lot of him and a little penis
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hmm, anytime there's a text that fucks a male over everyone is all offended. everytime it's about a fat chick, it couldn't be funnier. fuck you.
Amen! 4:58! Most of these guys on here are 13 and don't know shit.
It's such a disappointment when a big muscular man is about to go down on you, and you realize his penis just doesn't match up to his biceps. *sigh* =(
Girls---> just becasue youve been tapped more than a keg of labatt at a frat boy party and we cant stretch your walls like a 14 lb baby doesnt make it small.
Boys---> just because you shave it doesn't make it look bigger. It's still feels small inside.
I got 2 watermelons and a tic tac bitches!
Vagina's are adaptable. They'll expand for a big penis or shrink to fit a smaller penis (after time). Pinky dicks will always be small. Sorry chumps.
Asians can't drive for shit!
my mommy sticks her cock in my dads vagina or something like that...
11:38 fuck you just sayin
I like dick just sayin
How big do girls like it?!
12:32- 8in is def not huge... Nice yes, but huge no
I'm glad I don't have a baby dick
Lol @ that I totally know this girl 520 is AZ
so you didn't gag when you were sucking it?
11:53 must be a small man in every way.
WTF were u drunk?! Bad mistake
Technically, the man's cock may have been of average length but because he's so fat; it appeared smaller.
12:07 has issues with his manhood.
Same here. I'm saving up for an enlargement right now. If you want to donate to the cause let me know
I'm acually 12 and a half, so this doesn't pertain to. My age specification. Lol
The average size of a penis is 4 1/2-5 inches.
Men would not survive without a woman there to do everything. They need a mommy as kids and a wife when older to guide them through life.
I got fatter on purpose to lose an inch, 10 inches was too much and now with only 9 I can slap against her body when I'm poundin her...
You guys calling women loose obviously have small dicks well I'm glad for you cause it makes me feel alot better knowing I have a huge dick I mean it wouldn't be cool having 8 inches if everyone else did too
maybe it only seemed like a little because she had a hallway for a vagina. Prob huge meat flaps and discolored too!
Hahahaha toooooo funny
just because you've thrown your hot dog down some hallways doesn't mean the only people that think your dick is small are sluts
IN SOVIET RUSSIA PENIS BIGGER THAN YOU!
U can't get herpes if u have a small dick. Just sayin'
Ugh too much of that. Maybe I should visit soviet Russia. That dude has me convinced
Lol... Bunch of sluts
Hahah this reminds me of a guy I dated from orange Lutheran in villa park!!!!!! First name Jon.
Ha 5:13 has been emotionally hurt badly by some woman and he clearly has a small dick. What a sad sack.
i think i know this guy...
I think a fatter dick is better than a long dick
@11:59 --- because men have a sensitive, inner child that gets hurt and needs to be protetcted and fat chicks, are, well....FAT!
Asians can't drive for shit!!!!
11:59 must be a fat chick.
1:04, have you any idea what the average sized
penis is? Eight inches does exceed it!
small dicks and loose vaginas are bad and all but as a guy there's nothing I hate more than a pussy that doesn't get wet enough.
12:07 was dumped by a fat chick and now has resentment towards all of them.
(520 also) seems a lot of these exist in Tucson.... Just sayin... N if u have this problem... Learn to use what u have... Please!
11:59s a FAT CHICK HAHAHA...fuck you o wait it wud be extremely hard to fing your vag under all those rolls xD ahahah
Sorry it's a disability
Steriods will do that, ya kno?
i think i dated that guy
hmmm, because males are the dominant sex and always will be, besides what is funnier than a fat chick struggling through everyday life??
If a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!!
Big dicks in 508!!! BITCH!!
I'm 12:32 -- I meant 8 inches circumference, not length
I wish all of soviet Russia moved to the US...
Hahahahah I think it's funny to make fun of fat people in general, buncha fat lazy fucks! Drop the god damn donut fatties!
5:47 he's my friend hah
Lol, sounds like my small dick ex husband!!