i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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My friend and I got drunk one night and applied to Harvard. We both wrote in our statement of intent that we wanted to go there simply so we could try and fuck Natalie Portman. For some reason they did not take us seriously...
Dude ivy league girls love to fuck. They do it to anyone
What a bunch of bigoted assholes. Get the heck off this site LOSERS. And no, I'm not Asian. Pathetic, insecurities.
Asians are funny, aren't they?
@ 4:12, I believe that's the idea...
@2:27 God damned racist. Go back to your rock.
5:46 Hahahahahahahaha! Ching chong wring wong.
4:17--you paid $60 for a dumb joke--I think not.
4:55--you are also wrong. Girls at all the Ivy's are ugly/prude. Trust me, I know.
if you want to get laid/be successful, go to Arizona State, get yourself a nice 4.0, then Harvard Law/Business will accept you anyway and you'll be all set.
-Ivy League Guy
easily the funniest tfln in a while.
Ivy League girls at schools OTHER than Harvard are dtf. Have you ever been to Harvard? The campus is a ghost town on the weekend. They don't party for shit.
4 incher right here!
how is it relevant whether it was an asian kid?!
8:03 wooh! yeah Lancaster :)
Maybe so kid, but until then it's Wax on, Whacks off.
...I may or may not have been responsible for that.
@5:29 is that true?
Statement of intent... hmmm...
It's a fucking Ivy League degree. Hello, set for life. That is my intent.
Asian are nice people they little cheap but they have good heart unless you motherfucker are all self fish !!!
I have no doubt this was from Jon Gosselin! Representin Lancaster
Go to rutgers you'll get a real fucking.
Ching chang bing bang bong ping poow! Karate kick woopah! Go fo it Kung fu prince! Herroow!
First fuck all you guys I'm the best in the world
hahvahd is all talk ... not that great in actuality...
5:29 is wrong becuz the ivy league schools will pick the better-looking student everytime between a pair of academically equal candidates...
@2:24, \nSelf fish? I think you mean selfish lmao.
Asian stereotypes are hilarious and still socially acceptable no matter how racist I love it!!! Haha I m