don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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