No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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