College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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if she's rich she'll be able to pay for an abortion, you know.
Rightttttt because that's gonna happen. Some rich girl is going to let you bust in her, have your child AND take care of you're fat ass. Um, yea. That sounds totally logical. Get a fucking job asshole.
Shut the fuck u
Wow people relax. It's a joke hahaha. Laugh a little
Me too, me too
Congrats 1118 you have herpes
this guys obvs not a bro king because babies are the biggest bro haters of all. a real bro would chill at his bro pad all day pounding #55jager-bombs and pounding rich slampieces. bros are the shit
Yes! My idol! Wine'em dine'em 69'em!!!
Don't take this so seriously people haha
Who's taking it seriously? I'm fucking around, I just happen to have a solid enough understanding of the law to fuck around while sounding like a lawyer. "Marry her without a prenup" is not exactly serious advice.
Hahaha. Way to have plans in life. Goals. A career. You only live once, why not get rich on your own. Why gold dig your way thru life. Loser.
Some people out their take shit way too seriously
How would getting a rich girl pregnant benefit u? U would still have to pay child support.
In Soviet Russia we men get each other pregnant
No, not even communism manages to go quite that thoroughly against the laws of nature, no matter how hard it tries.
I have two balls
Way to represent south Georgia
You know that doesn't actually work, right? Guys can't sue the mothers of their children for child support, because they don't have a child to support. You need to marry her without a prenup.
Any parent that has primary custody of their child can press for child support. Cunt.
Well sure, but good luck getting primary custody of a one-night-stand baby being raised by their rich mother.
Um. \nDammit, they keep insisting I have "too many numbers" in a post with NO numerals whatsoever, so let me try this: \n\nI think the idea is, he gets her pregnant, marries her so daddy doesn't cut her out of the will, lives on her family's money until they divorce, at which time, if they live in a community property state, he "gets half." At that point, she maintains custody of the kid and, depending on the state they live in and their relative incomes, he may only have to pa
grr. AS I WAS SAYING, \n\nhe may only have to pay a token amount of child support, AND he doesn't have to be "burdened" with a child.
I think "too many numbers" is the error for too long a post. As for your plan, yeah, I suppose it'd work, but it'd likely work almost as well without the knocking up. And even in a community-property state a prenup is valid. So ultimately, I stand by my "marry her without a prenup" advice.
Thank you for finally helping me decide what to do with my life
Will you stop saying bro king you dumb$hit
What would frodo do
Would you settle for middle class? I could fill that order
Yea and if it'd a jungle ape you'll be on welfare forever
I know a guy who got two girls pregnant and he doesn't pay child support to either of his two baby mommas.
Don't fuck an ape. You'll be on welfare forever
Only if he had custody, which I highly doubt a douche like that would ever be allowed to care fir a child.
I remember my first beer.
Very nice :) (
people need to loosen up and realize this is a joke
aint it the truth
Not sure why that asswipe is so hung up on remembering his 1st beer. I don't even remember my last beer.
Sick man so sick
Wow your fucking cool. Way to be a complete douche bag. You'll be the one on welfare haha jackass sucks
You need to make better goals for yourself.
People need to loosen the fuck up and realize that this a joke. God laugh a little bit every once in a while
ONE TREE HILL
I busted my nut in Nicole richie's pussy. She should have a kid soon
I'm a rich college girl and RAUX is my fav band EVA!
1:23 did not read the PSA posted earlier
Okay but the courts will look at who can provide financially for the child, that determines primary custody, the other parent will have to pay support!
She only rich as long as mom and dad keep the funds rolling
Hey 11:10 just cause you didn't know the difference and you have a lil penis doesn't mean you have to be a douche.
In soviet Russia rich girls get their gaps filled
Those southern baptist girls would never get an abortion but they might convince their father you raped her.
I'm that rich girl..
10:24 don't listen this site is full of bro haters.. Im a fellow broking and while brokings are avid supporters of abortions, babies are the ultimate bros. Seriously they get to suck on tits all day, shit wherever they want and not get in trouble, and they attract every woman in the vicinity
PSA for the day.
Your-possesive form of you
Example: your comments are stupid.
You're- you are
Example: You're a douche bag.
I know it's a stupid text web page but seriously people!!!!
656 likes little boys
Assuming that she would keep the baby AND was in love with u. ( I know I spelled you wrong, I did it on purpose)
Anyone who corrects grammer on tfln is a complete waste of oxygen and needs to die.
I'm definitely what your looking for, no joke!