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  • if she's rich she'll be able to pay for an abortion, you know.

    Submitted by ifzombiesattack on Feb 17, 10 at 6:02pm
  • Wow people relax. It's a joke hahaha. Laugh a little

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:27pm
  • Yes! My idol! Wine'em dine'em 69'em!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:22am
  • Rightttttt because that's gonna happen. Some rich girl is going to let you bust in her, have your child AND take care of you're fat ass. Um, yea. That sounds totally logical. Get a fucking job asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Me too, me too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:50pm
  • Shut the fuck u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:33pm
  • Congrats 1118 you have herpes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:41pm
  • this guys obvs not a bro king because babies are the biggest bro haters of all. a real bro would chill at his bro pad all day pounding #55jager-bombs and pounding rich slampieces. bros are the shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Don't take this so seriously people haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:30pm
    • Who's taking it seriously? I'm fucking around, I just happen to have a solid enough understanding of the law to fuck around while sounding like a lawyer. "Marry her without a prenup" is not exactly serious advice.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 3:11am
  • Way to represent south Georgia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:19pm
  • In Soviet Russia we men get each other pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:14pm
    • No, not even communism manages to go quite that thoroughly against the laws of nature, no matter how hard it tries.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 6:26pm
  • Hahaha. Way to have plans in life. Goals. A career. You only live once, why not get rich on your own. Why gold dig your way thru life. Loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:21pm
  • I have two balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:46pm
  • You know that doesn't actually work, right? Guys can't sue the mothers of their children for child support, because they don't have a child to support. You need to marry her without a prenup.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 5:17pm
    • Any parent that has primary custody of their child can press for child support. Cunt.

      Submitted by Anonynous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:20pm
      • Well sure, but good luck getting primary custody of a one-night-stand baby being raised by their rich mother.

        Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 6:21pm
    • Um. \nDammit, they keep insisting I have "too many numbers" in a post with NO numerals whatsoever, so let me try this: \n\nI think the idea is, he gets her pregnant, marries her so daddy doesn't cut her out of the will, lives on her family's money until they divorce, at which time, if they live in a community property state, he "gets half." At that point, she maintains custody of the kid and, depending on the state they live in and their relative incomes, he may only have to pa

      Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 17, 10 at 9:15pm
      • grr. AS I WAS SAYING, \n\nhe may only have to pay a token amount of child support, AND he doesn't have to be "burdened" with a child.

        Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 17, 10 at 9:17pm
        • I think "too many numbers" is the error for too long a post. As for your plan, yeah, I suppose it'd work, but it'd likely work almost as well without the knocking up. And even in a community-property state a prenup is valid. So ultimately, I stand by my "marry her without a prenup" advice.

          Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 10:57pm
  • Me too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:22pm
  • How would getting a rich girl pregnant benefit u? U would still have to pay child support.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:15pm
  • Some people out their take shit way too seriously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:32pm
  • First !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:44pm
  • What would frodo do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:32pm
  • Thank you for finally helping me decide what to do with my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:50pm
  • Will you stop saying bro king you dumb$hit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Would you settle for middle class? I could fill that order

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:52pm
  • People need to loosen the fuck up and realize that this a joke. God laugh a little bit every once in a while

    Submitted by ihumpedurmom on Feb 17, 10 at 7:37pm
  • Not sure why that asswipe is so hung up on remembering his 1st beer. I don't even remember my last beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:03am
  • I know a guy who got two girls pregnant and he doesn't pay child support to either of his two baby mommas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:19pm
  • aint it the truth

    Submitted by Jdog on Feb 20, 10 at 5:18am
  • Don't fuck an ape. You'll be on welfare forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:57pm
  • You need to make better goals for yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:18pm
  • I remember my first beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Wow your fucking cool. Way to be a complete douche bag. You'll be the one on welfare haha jackass sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:56pm
  • My idol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:24pm
  • Very nice :) (

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:20pm
  • assshole

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 12:06pm
  • Yea and if it'd a jungle ape you'll be on welfare forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:20pm
  • Your*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Only if he had custody, which I highly doubt a douche like that would ever be allowed to care fir a child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:20pm
  • Keep dreaming...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:22am
  • I did

    Submitted by garg411 on Nov 21, 10 at 12:40am
  • I'm a rich college girl and RAUX is my fav band EVA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:47am
  • She only rich as long as mom and dad keep the funds rolling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:09pm
  • people need to loosen up and realize this is a joke

    Submitted by ihumpedurmom on Feb 17, 10 at 7:41pm
  • Sick man so sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:06pm
  • ONE TREE HILL

    Submitted by natureswhisper on Feb 17, 10 at 5:13pm
  • 1:23 did not read the PSA posted earlier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:48pm
  • I busted my nut in Nicole richie's pussy. She should have a kid soon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Niooce

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:41am
  • 10:24 don't listen this site is full of bro haters.. Im a fellow broking and while brokings are avid supporters of abortions, babies are the ultimate bros. Seriously they get to suck on tits all day, shit wherever they want and not get in trouble, and they attract every woman in the vicinity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:50pm
  • Okay but the courts will look at who can provide financially for the child, that determines primary custody, the other parent will have to pay support!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:33pm
  • Wut??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:33pm
  • Hey 11:10 just cause you didn't know the difference and you have a lil penis doesn't mean you have to be a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:27pm
  • In soviet Russia rich girls get their gaps filled

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:05pm
  • I'm that rich girl..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:55pm
  • Lmfaoooooi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Very true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:11am
  • PSA for the day. Your-possesive form of you Example: your comments are stupid. You're- you are Example: You're a douche bag. I know it's a stupid text web page but seriously people!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:04am
  • Those southern baptist girls would never get an abortion but they might convince their father you raped her.

    Submitted by caver95 on Mar 15, 11 at 10:36pm
  • Assuming that she would keep the baby AND was in love with u. ( I know I spelled you wrong, I did it on purpose)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:57pm
  • 656 likes little boys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:02pm
  • Anyone who corrects grammer on tfln is a complete waste of oxygen and needs to die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:10am
  • I'm definitely what your looking for, no joke!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:23pm