URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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Contortionist: very easy call. Watch her eat her own pussy---unforgettable for life!
Threesome as you all scream "Huzzah!"
I have to agree, I'd go for the contortionist. Rather rarer than people of your favored gender with little or no gag reflex.
Damn that's a hard call
The prettier one, in case you breed.
Neither. There is a chance you might reproduce and you shouldn't if you are to stupid to spell renaissance.
Too* check yourself
^^^ Had to Google "renaissance" ^^^
Contortionist!!! Exotic entrance into vagina beats head every time -- unless you've got a micro dick, then go for head, but you're defeating the purpose of the swordswallower.
Easy: Bang the sword swallower (possible amazing BJ) and have the cartoonist draw it for you so you have a memory of the event.
CONTORTIONIST. as in flexible. not cartoons.
this was accidentally the funniest reply.
Cartoonist is funnier than this TFLN!!!
Am I the only one who thinks op is a girl?
Dude just go fuck your right hand because no one is buying the load of shit you are trying to sell. I mean it would be cool if that were to ever happen but for now I dub thee retarded
Go back to the renaissance fair next year and make it a double. That way you don't miss out forever. I'd go for the contortionist though.