URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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Contortionist: very easy call. Watch her eat her own pussy---unforgettable for life!
Threesome as you all scream "Huzzah!"
I have to agree, I'd go for the contortionist. Rather rarer than people of your favored gender with little or no gag reflex.
Damn that's a hard call
The prettier one, in case you breed.
Neither. There is a chance you might reproduce and you shouldn't if you are to stupid to spell renaissance.
Too* check yourself
^^^ Had to Google "renaissance" ^^^
Contortionist!!! Exotic entrance into vagina beats head every time -- unless you've got a micro dick, then go for head, but you're defeating the purpose of the swordswallower.
Easy: Bang the sword swallower (possible amazing BJ) and have the cartoonist draw it for you so you have a memory of the event.
CONTORTIONIST. as in flexible. not cartoons.
this was accidentally the funniest reply.
Dude just go fuck your right hand because no one is buying the load of shit you are trying to sell. I mean it would be cool if that were to ever happen but for now I dub thee retarded
Cartoonist is funnier than this TFLN!!!
Go back to the renaissance fair next year and make it a double. That way you don't miss out forever. I'd go for the contortionist though.
Am I the only one who thinks op is a girl?