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  • Contortionist: very easy call. Watch her eat her own pussy---unforgettable for life!

    Submitted by okieraider71 on Apr 25, 13 at 3:00pm
  • Threesome as you all scream "Huzzah!"

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 26, 13 at 12:45am
  • I have to agree, I'd go for the contortionist. Rather rarer than people of your favored gender with little or no gag reflex.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 25, 13 at 6:51pm
  • Damn that's a hard call

    Submitted by Leigh_ofkent on Apr 25, 13 at 2:22pm
  • The prettier one, in case you breed.

    Submitted by 478 on Apr 25, 13 at 6:47pm
  • Neither. There is a chance you might reproduce and you shouldn't if you are to stupid to spell renaissance.

    Submitted by spek10 on Apr 25, 13 at 5:07pm
  • Contortionist!!! Exotic entrance into vagina beats head every time -- unless you've got a micro dick, then go for head, but you're defeating the purpose of the swordswallower.

    Submitted by wingchunfighter on Apr 27, 13 at 9:48am
  • Easy: Bang the sword swallower (possible amazing BJ) and have the cartoonist draw it for you so you have a memory of the event.

    Submitted by IamIM on Apr 25, 13 at 3:00pm
  • Dude just go fuck your right hand because no one is buying the load of shit you are trying to sell. I mean it would be cool if that were to ever happen but for now I dub thee retarded

    Submitted by highasballs on Apr 25, 13 at 5:43pm
  • Cartoonist is funnier than this TFLN!!!

    Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 26, 13 at 11:44pm
  • Go back to the renaissance fair next year and make it a double. That way you don't miss out forever. I'd go for the contortionist though.

    Submitted by entersandman13 on Apr 25, 13 at 5:16pm
  • Am I the only one who thinks op is a girl?

    Submitted by security24 on Apr 26, 13 at 11:46pm
  • Renaissance*

    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Jul 6, 13 at 6:35am