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  • Submitted by okieraider71 on Apr 25, 13 at 3:00pm

    Contortionist: very easy call. Watch her eat her own pussy---unforgettable for life!

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    Submitted by Leigh_ofkent on Apr 25, 13 at 2:22pm

    Damn that's a hard call

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 25, 13 at 6:51pm

    I have to agree, I'd go for the contortionist. Rather rarer than people of your favored gender with little or no gag reflex.

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    Submitted by 478 on Apr 25, 13 at 6:47pm

    The prettier one, in case you breed.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 26, 13 at 12:45am

    Threesome as you all scream "Huzzah!"

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    Submitted by entersandman13 on Apr 25, 13 at 5:16pm

    Go back to the renaissance fair next year and make it a double. That way you don't miss out forever. I'd go for the contortionist though.

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    Submitted by security24 on Apr 26, 13 at 11:46pm

    Am I the only one who thinks op is a girl?

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    Submitted by spek10 on Apr 25, 13 at 5:07pm

    Neither. There is a chance you might reproduce and you shouldn't if you are to stupid to spell renaissance.

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      Submitted by Lifeafter2am on Apr 25, 13 at 5:32pm

      Too* check yourself

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      Submitted by ThePubShow on Apr 25, 13 at 7:28pm

      ^^^ Had to Google "renaissance" ^^^

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 26, 13 at 11:44pm

    Cartoonist is funnier than this TFLN!!!

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    Submitted by wingchunfighter on Apr 27, 13 at 9:48am

    Contortionist!!! Exotic entrance into vagina beats head every time -- unless you've got a micro dick, then go for head, but you're defeating the purpose of the swordswallower.

  • Submitted by IamIM on Apr 25, 13 at 3:00pm

    Easy: Bang the sword swallower (possible amazing BJ) and have the cartoonist draw it for you so you have a memory of the event.

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      Submitted by hahayoureugly on Apr 25, 13 at 3:39pm

      CONTORTIONIST. as in flexible. not cartoons.

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      Submitted by ralphmacio on Apr 25, 13 at 7:00pm

      this was accidentally the funniest reply.

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    Submitted by highasballs on Apr 25, 13 at 5:43pm

    Dude just go fuck your right hand because no one is buying the load of shit you are trying to sell. I mean it would be cool if that were to ever happen but for now I dub thee retarded

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    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Jul 6, 13 at 6:35am

    Renaissance*